D D+5 D Verse: G C G Here in the bosom of America G B/F# C E We love the things that make our country strong Am7 D We give our little sons Bm7 E Lots of love and lots of guns
Am D So what could what could possibly go wrong? G C G Here in the bosom of America G B/F# C E We sit at our computer all night long Am7 F#/A# We pour ourselves a drink Bm7 E And then we tweet before we think Am D G Oh what could possibly go wrong? Chorus: B Em7 We teach our kids that when they lose they're winners B Em That everything they do, they do the best A D B/D# We fill them up with sweets and TV dinners Em A And when they're stuffed up to the gills Em A D We strap them in and take our pills D Klonopin, Ativan, Paxil, and Valium I need a pill just to sit down and tally 'em Eb Wopaval's good, I got Librium here Eb/Db Eb/E Eb And I chase 'em all down with a bucket of beer! Verse: ALL: Ab Db Ab Here in the bosom of America Ab C7/G Fm My little boy can speak out to the throng F/Eb Db Ddim And though he's quite the malcontent Ab/Eb Ab/Db F/C Someday he might be president! Bbm Eb Cm F7 Oh what could possibly go Bbm Eb Ab Oh what could possibly go WRONG!