A E I used to dream of a boy E Who would bring me lots of sweets A And be mein Schwarzwald of joy A A7 My Herr Gloop was quite a meal D B/D# But now he seems like just a crumb
A/E A E A 'Cause it turns out that dessert was yet to come! A So we were wed and in mein magen E Something big began to bloom E And my liver and my kidney A Had to vacate to make room A A7 Then the blessed day arrived D B/D# And out he rolled so round and sweet A/E A E A And the first words that he uttered were- AUGUSTUS GLOOP: N.C.Let's eat! Ja! MRS GLOOP: D So mit strudel, he'd canoodle, A How he loved my pretzel pie E He ate the whole kit and caboodle A And grew wide as well as high D Though his size is rather shocking A He's what I was traumen of E A 'Cause there is more, more, more of him to love D Go ahead Augustus, don't be shy. Schpill your guts! AUGUSTUS GLOOP: G Like mein mutter und mein vater D I enjoy a healthy meal D Yes my outside's soft und flabby, G But my inside's made of steel We raise piggies in the backyard C A/C# And I eat them limb from limb MR GLOOP: G/D D G We don't leave our dachshunds all alone with him! MRS GLOOP: Eb Nein! AUGUSTUS GLOOP: Ab So this morning I was eating Eb When such hunger did attack Eb Und fifty Wonka bars were waiting Ab For a nice mid-breakfast snack Ab Ab7 But the taste was kind of different, Db Bb7/D Like a bratwurst three days old Eb Eb Eb/Db Ab So I spit it out and saw I had struck gold! Db Now I'm the perfect ticket winner Ab For on chocolate I did teeth Eb I am excited but keep eating Ab 'Cause I only stop to breath Db And a lifetime full of chocolate Ab A gesundheit from above Eb Eb Eb/Db Ab And there'll be more, more, more of me to love N.C.Let’s Yodel! GROUP Db Oh-de-lay-ee Ab Oh-de-lay-ee Eb Oh-de-lay-ee X 3 Ab Te-o-lo-de-o-de-lee Db Te-o-lo-de-o-de-lee Ab Te-o-lo-de-o-de-lee