Carrie The Musical - The World According To Chris chords by Soundtracks

Intro:
B7sus2

Chris:
  B7sus2
Guess what, ever since the world began

                                               Aadd9
Same plot, everyone's been dumping on their fellow man

                             E
Pounding people they feel better than

I hope you're taking notes cause
     B7sus2
You feel everyone deserves a shot

Get real
Some of us have got it, girl
      Aadd9
And some got squat

                              E
That's the truth, oh honey, like it or not

I hate to break it to you

 C#m7                 B/D#
     My daddy taught me

         E                  F#sus        F#
You get no where being nice

 C#m7                   B/D#             E
     So now I'm sharing his advice:


 E/F#                          B
The world according to Chris is

 F#/A#                            E/G#
Better to strike then get struck

           F#/A#                   B
Better to screw then get screwed

          F#/A#                     E
You'd probably think it's bizarre

     F#sus2                          B7sus2
But that's the way things are


(Spoken)
Sue: But that doesn't mean it has to be that way! What does it cost to be kind?
Chris: Ew, what have you done with my best friend?
Billy, tell me, am I right, or am I right?

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Billy:
 E7sus2
  I swear

There's a dick in every class
Not fair
                                  Dadd9
Each and every time I fail those losers pass

                            A
Hey, everyone of them can kiss my ass


Chris:
N.C.You wonder why I love him

Billy:
 E7sus2
  One year, there was this good looking guy

So queer
                             Dadd9
And on top of that he has a wandering eye

One day he looks at me
       A
And, huh, bye-bye


Chris:
N.C.I bet he got the message

Chris and Billy:
 F#m7                  E/G#                        A                    Bsus2         B
   We're here to tell you how this whole damn freak show works


Chris and Billy:
 F#m7               E/G#                      A
   If you don't listen, then you're jerks!


All:
 B7sus2                            E
 The world according to Chris is

  B/D#                           A/C#
Better to punch than get punched

           B/D#                  E
Better to burn than get burned

       B/D#                           A
Learn that and you're gonna go far

        B7sus2
Cause that's the way things are


Chris:
  Ab5
Ha-na na na na na na na na

  Ab5
Ha-na na na na na na na


All:
  Ab5
Ha-na na na na na na na na

  Ab5
Ha-na na na na na na na


Sue:
 Bb7sus2
Tommy, you don't understand

                                  Abadd9
What was just a joke got out of hand

                              Eb
We kept on screaming til she hit the floor


Spoken:
N.C.Tommy: C'mon, everybody was doing it

Sue:
 Bb7sus2
  Hey, I was in there, too

                                 Ab(add2)
What came over me was something new

                               Eb
I did things I'd never done before

 Cm7              Bb/D
   And now I wish there's something

  Eb                Fsus         F
I could do or say

 Cm7            Bb/D                 Eb
I've never ever felt this way


Eb/F

Tommy:
 Bb
Look, Sue

 F/A                        Eb/G
Don't be so hard on yourself

                     F/A               Bb
You can tell me to keep my mouth shut

       F/A                      E
But, wanna know what I'd advise?


Sue:
 Ebadd9/F
What?


Tommy:
       Bb5
Apologize


Chris:
 C7sus2
    Ew, Sue

I can tell you're feeling sad

All:
Boo Hoo!
                                    Bbadd9
So, we clobbered Carrie and that's too damn bad


Chris:
                           F
This is why you've gotta love my dad


All:
He's got the right idea

Chris:
 Dm7                   C             F                 Gsus
 My daddy taught me who's on top and who's below


All:
   G
Who's below


Chris:
 Dm7                C/E                 F
  And now its time I let you know

 G7sus2                              Cm7
   The world according to Chris...


All:
 C5
Ha-na na na na na na na

 C5
Ha-na na na na na na na na


Billy:
   C5
Let's start this party, people!

   C5
The world according to Chris

    C5
The world according to Chris

   C5
The world according to Chris

    C5                      Bb/C
The world according to Chris


Chris:
(softly)
 Dbadd9/Eb                             Ab5
     The world according to Chris is

  Ab5/G                           Ab5/F
Better to whip than get whipped

 Ab5/Db           Ab5/Eb            Ab5
Even if somebody bleeds

Please
  Ab5/G                    Ab5/Db
Nobody dies from a scar

     Dbsus2             Ab/Eb       Dbsus2/Eb
And that's the way    things

AN.C.re