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Intro: B7sus2 Chris: B7sus2 Guess what, ever since the world began Aadd9 Same plot, everyone's been dumping on their fellow man E Pounding people they feel better than I hope you're taking notes cause B7sus2 You feel everyone deserves a shot Get real Some of us have got it, girl Aadd9 And some got squat
E That's the truth, oh honey, like it or not I hate to break it to you C#m7 B/D# My daddy taught me E F#sus F# You get no where being nice C#m7 B/D# E So now I'm sharing his advice: E/F# B The world according to Chris is F#/A# E/G# Better to strike then get struck F#/A# B Better to screw then get screwed F#/A# E You'd probably think it's bizarre F#sus2 B7sus2 But that's the way things are (Spoken) Sue: But that doesn't mean it has to be that way! What does it cost to be kind? Chris: Ew, what have you done with my best friend? Billy, tell me, am I right, or am I right? KEY CHANGE FROM: Bmaj7 Emaj7 Billy: E7sus2 I swear There's a dick in every class Not fair Dadd9 Each and every time I fail those losers pass A Hey, everyone of them can kiss my ass Chris: N.C.You wonder why I love him Billy: E7sus2 One year, there was this good looking guy So queer Dadd9 And on top of that he has a wandering eye One day he looks at me A And, huh, bye-bye Chris: N.C.I bet he got the message Chris and Billy: F#m7 E/G# A Bsus2 B We're here to tell you how this whole damn freak show works Chris and Billy: F#m7 E/G# A If you don't listen, then you're jerks! All: B7sus2 E The world according to Chris is B/D# A/C# Better to punch than get punched B/D# E Better to burn than get burned B/D# A Learn that and you're gonna go far B7sus2 Cause that's the way things are Chris: Ab5 Ha-na na na na na na na na Ab5 Ha-na na na na na na na All: Ab5 Ha-na na na na na na na na Ab5 Ha-na na na na na na na Sue: Bb7sus2 Tommy, you don't understand Abadd9 What was just a joke got out of hand Eb We kept on screaming til she hit the floor Spoken: N.C.Tommy: C'mon, everybody was doing it Sue: Bb7sus2 Hey, I was in there, too Ab(add2) What came over me was something new Eb I did things I'd never done before Cm7 Bb/D And now I wish there's something Eb Fsus F I could do or say Cm7 Bb/D Eb I've never ever felt this way Eb/F Tommy: Bb Look, Sue F/A Eb/G Don't be so hard on yourself F/A Bb You can tell me to keep my mouth shut F/A E But, wanna know what I'd advise? Sue: Ebadd9/F What? Tommy: Bb5 Apologize Chris: C7sus2 Ew, Sue I can tell you're feeling sad All: Boo Hoo! Bbadd9 So, we clobbered Carrie and that's too damn bad Chris: F This is why you've gotta love my dad All: He's got the right idea Chris: Dm7 C F Gsus My daddy taught me who's on top and who's below All: G Who's below Chris: Dm7 C/E F And now its time I let you know G7sus2 Cm7 The world according to Chris... All: C5 Ha-na na na na na na na C5 Ha-na na na na na na na na Billy: C5 Let's start this party, people! C5 The world according to Chris C5 The world according to Chris C5 The world according to Chris C5 Bb/C The world according to Chris Chris: (softly) Dbadd9/Eb Ab5 The world according to Chris is Ab5/G Ab5/F Better to whip than get whipped Ab5/Db Ab5/Eb Ab5 Even if somebody bleeds Please Ab5/G Ab5/Db Nobody dies from a scar Dbsus2 Ab/Eb Dbsus2/Eb And that's the way things AN.C.re
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