Buffy The Vampire Slayer - I'll Never Tell chords by Soundtracks

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Difficulty: Novice

I'll Never Tell
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (Once More With Feeling)
Joss Whedon

Intro:
F7
(Anya) This is the man that I plan to entangle
         F
Isn't he fine?
G7
My claim to fame was to maim and to mangle
              G
Vengeance was mine
Am                 C7
But I’m out of the biz
    F                G
The name I made I'll trade for his
    Am           C
The only trouble is...
N.C
I’ll never tell
F7
(Xander) She is the one she's such wonderful fun
F7
Such passion and grace
G7
Warm in the night when I’m right
                               G
In her tight--Embrace, Tight embrace
Am                 C7
I’ll never let her go
    F                    G
The love we've known can only grow
        Am
There's just one thing that--
C   N.C
No. I’ll never tell
                      F          Ab7
(Both) 'cause there's Nothing to tell

Verse 1:
G
(Anya) He snores (Xander) She wheezes
           G+
(Anya) Say "housework," and he freezes
             Em
(Xander) She eats these Skeezy cheeses
       Am7      D7
That I can't describe
         Am
(Anya) I talk, He breezes
             F
(Xander) She doesn't know What please is
           F#dim7                            D7
(Anya) His penis got diseases From a chumash tribe
           G   G/F#          Em     G
(Both) The vibe gets kind of scary
                  C
(Xander) Like she thinks I'm ordinary
                 Cm
(Anya) Like it's all just temporary
                  D
(Xander) Like her toes are kind of hairy
                         D7
(Both) But it's all very well
        Am7       Eb         G
'Cause, god knows I'll never tell

Verse 2:
            G
(Anya) When things get rough
        G+
He just hides behind his Buffy
    Em
Now look, he's getting huffy
          Am7          D7
'Cause he knows that I know
             Am
(Xander) She clings, She's needy
      F                       F#dim7
She's also really greedy, She never--
       F#dim7
(Anya) His eyes are beady!
         D7
(Xander) This is my verse Hello? She--
       N.C.
(Anya) Look at me! I'm dancin' crazy!

Instrumental:
G7 C7 G7 C7 G7 C7 Bb A Bb A
G7 C7 G7 C7 G7 C7 Bb A Bb A
Bb A Bb G G+ Em Am7 D7
Am E F#dim7 Am Adim Am

Chorus:
  D7       G
(Both) You know
         G/F#             Em
(Xander) You're quite the charmer
                    G
(Anya) My knight in armour
                    C
(Xander) You're the cutest of the scoobies
          Cm
With your lips as red as rubies
          D
And your firm yet supple--
        G7
Tight embrace

Instrumental:
C7 A D7
G  G/F# Em7 D7sus G

Verse 3:
            G
(Anya) He's swell (Xander) She's sweller
             G+
(Anya) He'll always be my feller
         Em
(Xander) That's why I’ll never
                  Am7  D7
Tell her that I’m petrified
            Am
(Anya) I’ve read this tale
        F
There's wedding Then betrayal
  F#dim7
I know there'll come the day
                     D7
I'll want to run and hide

Chorus:
         G    G/F#             Em    G
(Both) I lied.     I said it's easy
     C
I’ve tried
                  G
But there's these fears I can't quell
                 D
(Xander) Is she looking for a pot of gold?
              Em
(Anya) Will I look good when I’ve gotten old?

Outro:
                  C
(Xander) Will our lives become too stressful
C
If I’m never that successful?
              Cm
(Anya) When I get so worn and wrinkly
Cm
That I look like David Brinkley
              Am7
(Xander) Am I crazy?
            D
(Anya) Am I dreamin'?
              Am7        Am
(Xander) Am I marrying a demon?
                D7
(Both) We could really raise the beam
D7
In makin' marriage a hell
    Am        Eb         G
So, thank god I'll never tell
  Am         Eb         G
I swear that I’ll never tell
         Eb          G
(Xander) My lips are sealed
       Eb         G
(Anya) I take the fifth
         Eb         G    Eb        G
(Xander) Nothing to see, move it along
       C      Eb    G
(Both) I’ll never - tell