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First part goes with a fingerpicking pattern; 231413 Intro: Am B Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston Dm Am Looking so down in the dumps Am B Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston Dm Am Even when taking your lumps C D There's no man in town as admired as you Fm C You're everyone's favourite guy
Am D Everyone's awed and inspired by you F G And it's not very hard to see why Author's note: And then for the bride just one down strum for these 2 chords; Bridge: Nooo Oneee 2 2 3 4 2 2 0 0 Author's note: And then with the D XU strumming pattern; Verse 1: C Slick as Gaston G No one's quick as Gaston G7 C No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's Am F For there's no man in town half as manly G C Perfect, a pure paragon! A F You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley g#maj7 G And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on Author's note: The guy on the video does something differen for the last line, I personally do a DUXU DUXU DUXU UXU on g#maj7 and thena single Down strum on G. Verse 2: C No one's big like Gaston G A king pin like Gaston G7 C No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston Am D As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating G My what a guy, that Gaston Only Down strums at the last G Author's note: Now that part is a bit tricky, Im not sure about the chord names but I will give you their shapes; Basicly these all G chord but you move your pinkie on the E string. Strumming pattern goes like; DD DD 2 3 2 0 Give five "hurrahs!" 2 4 2 0 Give twelve "hip-hips!" 2 2 3 4 2 2 0 0 Gaston is the best 2 3 4 5 3 3 3 3 2 2 2 2 0 0 0 0 And the rest is all drips Bridge: Nooo Oneee 2 2 3 4 2 2 0 0 Verse 3: C Fights like Gaston G Douses lights like Gaston G7 C In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston Am F For there's no one as burly and brawny G C As you see I've got biceps to spare A F Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny G#maj7 G That's right! And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with hair Author's note: I play the last line just like the way I play on the fisrt verse, DUXU DUXU DUXU UXU and then a single down. Verse 4: C No one hits like Gaston G Matches wits like Gaston G7 C In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston Am D I'm espcially good at expectorating -- Ptooey! G C Ten points for Gaston! E7 Am When I was a lad, I ate four dozen eggs G G7 G Ev'ry morning to help me get large G Am And now that I'm grown, I eat five dozen eggs D G So I'm roughly the size of a barge Author's note: For the Gaston's talking part's first line,(Whern I was a lad, I ate four dozen eggs) use the fingerpicking pattern in the intro (231413). Then for the next line start slowly down strumming with your thumb on G and then do multiple down strums on G7 and G. And for the last 2 lines use D DU DU. Bridge: Nooo Oneee 2 2 3 4 2 2 0 0 Verse 5: C Shoots like Gaston G Makes those beauts like Gaston G7 C Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston Am D I use antlers in all of my decorating G (Stop strumming) Oh, what a guy C G (Single down for these 2 chords) GASTON
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