Be More Chill - The Squip Song chords by Soundtracks

{Intro]
E F# A E

Verse:
E
Freshman year
E
I didn't have a girlfriend or a clue
E
I was a loser just like you
E                A    G
Good times would only soar by
E
I was gross
E
As every female would attest
E

My sexting was a futile quest
E
My little penis was depressed
E         A
He was so lonely
A    E
Poor guy
      F#
I was hopeless, hopeless
F#
I was helpless, helpless
      A
Every time I'd walk the hallway
        G
I would trip
G
I was
B
Stagnant and idle
B
I was
C#m
So suicidal
B
And then
B
Then, then
B
Then, then
B
Then, then
B
Then, then
B
Then, then
B                  E
Then, then I got a Squip

Instrumental:
E F# G A

Chorus:
A         E
It's from Japan
E      F#
It's a gray, oblong pill
C                       A
Quantum nano-technology CPU
    E                                 F#
The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until
C              G                                   A
It implants in your brain and it tells you what to do
A         E
It's from Japan
E      F#
It's a gray, oblong pill
C                       A
Quantum nano-technology CPU
    E                                 F#
The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until
C              G                                   A
It implants in your brain and it tells you what to do
A
It tells you what to do
A    B
It's preprogrammed (Ohhhhh)
B
It's amazing (Ohhhhh)
C             D
Speaks to you directly (Ohhhhh Ah ah)
A
You behave as (Ohhhhh)
B
It's appraising (Ohhhhh)
C                       D
Helps you act correctly (Ohhhhh)
E            F#
Helps you to be cool
A        C   E
It helps you rule

Verse:
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Picture this:
E
Nobody cares if you are late
E
'Cause even teachers think you're great
E                                              A
Your weekend's just a full on slate of blowout benders
               E
Of teenage rockstar splendor
E
Right now you're
F#
Helpless, helpless
F#
You are
F#
Almost hopeless
F#     A
On the school's social map you're just a blip
B
But if you
                          C#m
Take my advice and if you pay the listed price
               F#
Well, then you go from sad to interesting
   A
To hip - Your whole life will flip!
B              E
When you buy a Squip!

Outro:
E                   C#m   C
Hey, yeah, a Squip! (Ahhh, ahhhh)
E              C#m  C
Oh, a Squip (Ahhh, ahhhh)
E             C#m    C
Hey, yeah! (Ahhh, ahhhh)
B           E                    C
No longer a drip when you got in your grip
C
A Squip
D
A Squip
E         F#   G   E