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{Intro]
E F# A E
Verse:
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Freshman year
E
I didn't have a girlfriend or a clue
E
I was a loser just like you
E A G
Good times would only soar by
E
I was gross
E
As every female would attest
E
My sexting was a futile quest
E
My little penis was depressed
E A
He was so lonely
A E
Poor guy
F#
I was hopeless, hopeless
F#
I was helpless, helpless
A
Every time I'd walk the hallway
G
I would trip
G
I was
B
Stagnant and idle
B
I was
C#m
So suicidal
B
And then
B
Then, then
B
Then, then
B
Then, then
B
Then, then
B
Then, then
B E
Then, then I got a Squip
Instrumental: E F# G A Chorus: A E It's from Japan E F# It's a gray, oblong pill C A Quantum nano-technology CPU E F# The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until C G A It implants in your brain and it tells you what to do A E It's from Japan E F# It's a gray, oblong pill C A Quantum nano-technology CPU E F# The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until C G A It implants in your brain and it tells you what to do A It tells you what to do A B It's preprogrammed (Ohhhhh) B It's amazing (Ohhhhh) C D Speaks to you directly (Ohhhhh Ah ah) A You behave as (Ohhhhh) B It's appraising (Ohhhhh) C D Helps you act correctly (Ohhhhh) E F# Helps you to be cool A C E It helps you rule Verse: E Picture this: E Nobody cares if you are late E 'Cause even teachers think you're great E A Your weekend's just a full on slate of blowout benders E Of teenage rockstar splendor E Right now you're F# Helpless, helpless F# You are F# Almost hopeless F# A On the school's social map you're just a blip B But if you C#m Take my advice and if you pay the listed price F# Well, then you go from sad to interesting A To hip - Your whole life will flip! B E When you buy a Squip! Outro: E C#m C Hey, yeah, a Squip! (Ahhh, ahhhh) E C#m C Oh, a Squip (Ahhh, ahhhh) E C#m C Hey, yeah! (Ahhh, ahhhh) B E C No longer a drip when you got in your grip C A Squip D A Squip E F# G E
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