Intro: (The Squip:) (N.C.) If this is going to work, you can’t just listen. (N.C.) You have to obey. (N.C.) Now repeat after me: D E B Woah, everything about you is so terrible. (Jeremy:) B Everything about me is just terrible. (The Squip:) (N.C.) Good. D E G B Woah, everything about you makes me wanna die.
(Jeremy:) B Everything about me makes me wanna die. Verse: (The Squip:) (N.C.) Now you got it. D E G#m A E F# E F# E B F# But, Jeremy, soon you'll see that if you listen to me, listen to me B G#m E B Everything about you is going to be wonderful! (Ensemble:) E G#m F# We love everything about you! (The Squip:) B G#m E B Everything about you is going to be so alive! (Ensemble:) E G#m F# We could never live without you! Bridge: (The Squip:) E B F# You won't feel left out or unsure. E B You won't be ugly anymore, F# Because (The Squip & Ensemble:) B G#m E B D E Everything about you is going to be cool, and powerful, popular, incredible! (The Squip:) D G F# You will... (Jeremy:) F# B Be more chill - I mean chill (The Squip:) B Be more chill. Outro: (Ensemble:) B D E G Be more chill B D E G Be more chill B D E G B