Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E) Intro: A A A A A/G A/F# A/E Verse 1: D A C#m It's not about these dumb elections (I never said it was) D A C#m Don't want the cart before the horse (Of course, nobody does) Pre-chorus: D A But some of my constituents C#m C#m/B Claim he's skulking through their kitchens! D A B And soon I may have no recourse but to enforce the law! N.C. With deadly force!
Chorus: F Eb Dm C So there it is, Doc, spelled out plain. (So are we clear?) F Eb Dm C You will take no action that could derail this train! (You hear!) Eb Bb Cm G You should just be grateful, we don't hang him from a tree! Ab Bb So don't you go testin' our Christian charity! Chorus: F Eb Dm C So ship him out, Doc, don't care to where. (We think that's fair!) F Eb Dm N.C. Take the long way home because he's foulin' the air! (I swear!) Eb Bb Cm G Doc we need a quarantine, we want a guarantee! Ab N.C. Ab He can't be allowed to come, he'll cause pandemonium! Ab Bb So shape up and show us some Christian... N.C. Alright, I give you my word. Edgar will not attend the revival. Eb Bb Cm G Oh no, that's just great, I knew you'd be reasonable about this Outro: Ab Bb Thank God you'll be showin' some Christian charity! C And some dang sense!