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Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)
Intro:
A A A A A/G A/F# A/E
Verse 1:
D A C#m
It's not about these dumb elections (I never said it was)
D A C#m
Don't want the cart before the horse (Of course, nobody does)
Pre-chorus:
D A
But some of my constituents
C#m C#m/B
Claim he's skulking through their kitchens!
D A B
And soon I may have no recourse but to enforce the law!
N.C.
With deadly force!
Chorus:
F Eb Dm C
So there it is, Doc, spelled out plain. (So are we clear?)
F Eb Dm C
You will take no action that could derail this train! (You hear!)
Eb Bb Cm G
You should just be grateful, we don't hang him from a tree!
Ab Bb
So don't you go testin' our Christian charity!
Chorus:
F Eb Dm C
So ship him out, Doc, don't care to where. (We think that's fair!)
F Eb Dm N.C.
Take the long way home because he's foulin' the air! (I swear!)
Eb Bb Cm G
Doc we need a quarantine, we want a guarantee!
Ab N.C. Ab
He can't be allowed to come, he'll cause pandemonium!
Ab Bb
So shape up and show us some Christian...
N.C.
Alright, I give you my word. Edgar will not attend the revival.
Eb Bb Cm G
Oh no, that's just great, I knew you'd be reasonable about this
Outro:
Ab Bb
Thank God you'll be showin' some Christian charity!
C
And some dang sense!
Song History
Last Updated: February 19, 2021