Avenue Q - It Sucks To Be Me chords by Soundtracks

Verse 1:
D          Bm        G               A
When I was little, I thought I would be...
D        Bm       G           A
A big comedian on late night TV
Bm          D              G          Gb
But now I'm thirty-two and as you can see...
A                 A7
I'm not! Oh well.

Chorus:
               D           Em
It sucks to be me.
A
It sucks to be me.
               D               Bm               Em               A
It sucks to be broke and unemployed and turning thirty-three.
               D
It sucks to be me.

Verse 2:
D         Bm          G           A
I'm kinda pretty, and pretty damn smart
D        Bm                 G         A
I like romantic things like music and art
Bm         D             G        Gb
And as you know I have a gigantic heart
   A                     A7
So why... don't I have a boyfriend?! F**K!

Chorus:
               D           Em
It sucks to be me.
A
It sucks to be me. (It sucks to be me.)
               D           Bm                  Em                 A
It sucks to be Brian (and Kate) to not have a job (to not have a date)
               D
It sucks to be me.

Dialogue:
Music swells to the key of Eb or D#:

Verse 3:
Eb        Cm               Ab                  Bb
We live together, we're as close as people can get.
Eb             Cm              Ab             Bb
We've been the best of buddies ever since the day we met
Cm          Eb              Ab      G
So he knows lots of ways to make me upset.
    Ab
Oh, every day is an aggravation
 Bb
(Come on that's an exaggeration!)
E              C#m              A                   B
You leave your clothes out! You put your feet on my chair.
E           C#m              A            B
You do such an*l things like ironing your underwear.
C#m           E           A           Ab      B
You make that very small apartment we share A HELL.
                       B7
(So do you! That's why I'm in hell too!)

Chorus:
               E
It sucks to be me...
                F#m
(It sucks to be me)
                B
(It sucks to be me)
                B7
(It sucks to be me!)
         E       C#m               F#m           B
Is there anybody here that doesn't suck to be?
               E
It sucks to be me.

Ad-libbing Part:
C#          Fm              F#              Ab
Da da da da da (da da da da da, da da da da da, da)
C#          Fm              F#              Ab
Da da da da da (da da da da da, da da da da da, da)

Verse 4:
Eb               Cm          Ab       Bb
I coming to this country for opportunities
Eb               Cm            Ab          Bb
Tried to work in Korean deli,     but I am Japanese
Cm            Eb              Ab         G
But with hard work I earn two Master's Degrees
Bb
In social work, and now I a therapist
Bb
But I have no clients
Bb
And I have an unemployed fiancee
Bb          Bb    Bb  Bb     Bb  Bb
And we have LOTS. OF. BILLS. TO. PAY.

Chorus:
              Eb           Fm
It suck to be me!
Bb                Bb7
It suck to be me!
         Eb                      Cm                      Fm                      Bb
I say it sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-suck!]
              Eb
It suck to be me!

(dialogue)

Verse 5:
A                 F#m           D              E
         I'm Gary Coleman, from TV's Different Strokes
     A             F#m            D            E
I've made a lot of money that got stolen by my folks!
    F#m               A               D          C#7
And now I'm broke and I'm the butt of everyone's jokes
E
But I'm here, the superintendent of Avenue Q

Chorus:
               A         F#m
It sucks to be you! (You win!)
               D            E
It sucks to be you! (I feel better now!)
           A               F#m
Try having people stopping you to ask you...
"What'cha talking about, Willis?"
It gets old.
               A        Bb      B
It sucks to be you...
          E               C#m
On Avenue Q! (Sucks to be me)
          F#m             B
On Avenue Q! (Sucks to be you)
          E               C#m
On Avenue Q! (Sucks to be us!)
             F#m     B
But not when we're together!
A       B D    G
We're together here...
          Am    G
On Avenue Q!
   D              Am     G
We live on Avenue Q!
    D          G
Our friends do too!
Am   G   D           Em
Till our dreams come true...
   Am      D      G     Em
We live on Avenue Q!
   Am      D      G     Em
We live on Avenue Q!
   Am      D      G     Em
We live on Avenue Q!
Am         D      G