Intro: A Verse 1: A Johnny’s in the basement Mixing up the medicine I’m on the pavement Thinking about the government A The man in the trench coat
Badge out, laid off Says he’s got a bad cough Wants to get it paid off D Look out kid It’s somethin’ you did A God knows when But you’re doin’ it again A You better duck down the alley way Lookin’ for a new friend E The man in the coon-skin cap By the big pen A Wants eleven dollar bills You only got ten Instrumental: A Verse 2: A Maggie comes fleet foot Face full of black soot Talkin’ that the heat put Plants in the bed but A The phone’s tapped anyway Maggie says that many say They must bust in early May Orders from the D.A. D Look out kid Don’t matter what you did A Walk on your tiptoes Don’t try “No-Doz” A Better stay away from those That carry around a fire hose E Keep a clean nose Watch the plain clothes A You don’t need a weatherman To know which way the wind blows Instrumental: A Verse 3: A Oh, get sick, get well Hang around a ink well Ring bell, hard to tell If anything is goin’ to sell A Try hard, get barred Get back, write braille Get jailed, jump bail Join the army, if you fail D Look out kid You’re gonna get hit A But losers, cheaters Six-time users A Hang around the theaters E Girl by the whirlpool Lookin’ for a new fool A Don’t follow leaders Watch the parkin’ meters Instrumental: A Verse 4: A Ah get born, keep warm Short pants, romance, learn to dance Get dressed, get blessed A Try to be a success Please her, please him, buy gifts Don’t steal, don’t lift Twenty years of schoolin’ And they put you on the day shift D Look out kid They keep it all hid A Better jump down a manhole Light yourself a candle A Don’t wear sandals Try to avoid the scandals E Don’t wanna be a bum You better chew gum A The pump don’t work ’Cause the vandals took the handles Outro: A