Chords with lyrics
Tuning: Standard (E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD G+G BB E MajorE)
C majorC
When I meet Dad, I must insist
FF
On making up for all the time we missed
We’ll talk and drink and he’ll bounce me on his knee
G+G C majorC
Then we’ll search hand in hand for the taco tree
C majorC
When I meet dad, I’m gonna ask him why
FF
Did he pork my mother then say goodbye
We’re gonna be just like birds of a feather
G+G C majorC
Playing piano with our dicks together
C majorC
When i meet dad, yippee-yo-yo-yay
G+G C majorC
He’ll take away my sad, yippee-yo-yo-yay
C majorC
When I see pa, I’m gonna scream ‘Gall dang’
FF
You’re the handsomest man and your really really good
I love you pa and I’m glad you’re my pa
G+G C majorC
Why do I have three nipples?
C majorC
Yippie-yo-yo-yay, when we meet dad
G+G C majorC
Yippie-yo-yo-yay, why does he have three nipples?
FF
Didi da da de, die die de da da
A minorAm
Doebidoe die de dah dah
FF A minorAm G+G
Bida die bo dehey, bidi ba da
A minorAm FF
Boedady du dedy bu dah
C majorC
Yippie-yo-yo-yay, it’s fun to have brothers
Yippie-yo-yo-yay, all from different mothers
E minorEm FF
Well I had a dad, and now I have two
E minorEm FF
But one thing I never had was a mother like you
E minorEm FF
She lost her life ‘cause of me and I miss her every day
DmDm C majorC
Why, oh, why did that evil man take my momma away?
C majorC
Yippie-yo-yo-yay, I think I’m gonna cry
G+G C majorC
Yippie-yo-yo-yay, quick Herm do the headless guy