Chords with lyrics
Tuning: Standard (
E MajorE 
A augmentedA 
D MajorD 
G+G 
BB E MajorE)
PERCY:
G# minorG#m 
D#mD#m
Wow, maybe your mom should've totally chilled
E MajorE BB
Instead of making monsters that get us all killed!
ANNABETH:
G# minorG#m D#mD#m
Well, maybe your dad should've picked a better place
E MajorE BB
All he did was diss her with disgrace
GROVER:
BB
Guys, calm it down
With all life's stresses
E MajorE
It ain't worth cleaning up your parents' messes
BB G+G
Now ask me where we are, I'll give you three guesses!
(spoken)
N.C.
Ask me!
PERCY & ANNABETH:
N.C.
Where are we?
GROVER:(sung)
BB
We're in the same bo-o-oat
D#D#
In the very same bo-o-oat
PERCY & ANNABETH:
E MajorE
I'd like to wrap my hands around that half-blood's throat!
ANNABETH:
Don't need to heed a talking goat!
GROVER:
BB A augmentedA 
G#G#
The same bo-o-o-o-o-oat
E MajorE BB
We're in the same boat!
(spoken)
And look what I found at Medusa's place!
PERCY:
Three Amtrak tickets?
GROVER:
Why run from monsters when we can ride?
(sung) BB
We're in the same tra-a-ain
D#D#
In the very same tra-a-ain
PERCY:
E MajorE
With Anna-blegh!
ANNABETH:
E MajorE
And Seaweed Brain!
PERCY:
N.C.
You're so high-strung
ANNABETH:
Well, you're insane!
GROVER:
BB A augmentedA G#G#
The same tra-a-a-a-ain
E MajorE BB
We're in the same train!
CONDUCTOR:(spoken)
N.C.
Last stop, Denver, Colorado!
PERCY:
G# minorG#m D#mD#m
Wow, check out those rocky mountains!
ANNABETH:
BB E MajorE
You mean the Rocky Mountains?
GROVER:
G#G# D#mD#m
That is so beautiful. I need a veggie burger!
ARES:
N.C.
Did someone say 'veggie burger?'
GROVER:
N.C.
Sweet!
ANNABETH:
N.C.
Wait, does anyone else find this suspicious?
ARES:
G# minorG#m D#mD#m E MajorE BB G# minorG#m
Roll with it. It's not every day you get a veggie burger from a god.
D#mD#m E MajorE BB G# minorG#m D#mD#m
Ares, god of war! Maybe you've met my daughter, Clarisse?
N.C.
Woah, woah, woah, relax, I come in peace!
N.C.
I hear you runts are headed to Hades,
N.C.
but you'll never make it on public transportation.
N.C.
I can take you as far as Vegas.
N.C.
Y'all cool with motorcycles, right?
PERCY & GROVER:
N.C.
Sweet!
ANNABETH:
G+G
Wait!
PERCY, ANNABETH & GROVER:(sung)
C majorC
We're on the same bi-i-ike!
E minorEm
On the very same bi-i-ike!
ANNABETH:
FF
There's lots about this that I don't like!
G#G#
Can we trust this guy?
PERCY:
You could always hike!
ALL THREE:
C majorC 
A#A# A augmentedA
The same bi-i-i-i-ike
We're on the same bike!
ARES:(spoken)
A minorAm E MajorE FF
Vegas, baby!
C majorC A minorAm E MajorE
Forgettin' somethin'?
N.C.
This is where I get off
GROVER:
N.C.
That guy is so cool!
ANNABETH:
A minorAm E MajorE
Okay, gang, we need a place to spend the night
PERCY:
FF
Uh, how 'bout here? The Lotus Hotel
ANNABETH:
A minorAm
You're joking, right?
In the Odyssey, if you went to sleep in a lotus bed,
E MajorE
one night could last a hundred years!
PERCY:
F minorFm
Well, I'm sure that's irrelevant.
G+G
Uh, excuse me, miss, how long have you been at this hotel?
BIANCA DI ANGELO:
G#G# N.C.
Why, my brother and I arrived just yesterday, May 1st, 1939!
PERCY & GROVER:
N.C.
Ahh!
ANNABETH:
N.C.
Taxi!
C majorC E MajorE A minorAm F minorFm
GROVER:(sung)
C majorC E MajorE A minorAm FF
Bada badada ba ba badada
C majorC E MajorE A minorAm FF
Bada badada ba ba badada
GROVER & PERCY:
C majorC E MajorE A minorAm FF
Bada badada ba ba badada
ANNABETH:
C majorC E MajorE A minorAm FF
Athena, give me strength so I don't kill him!
C majorC E MajorE A minorAm F minorFm
Mother, guide with your wisdom, lend me some sense
C majorC E MajorE A minorAm F minorFm
I defend you, but I only tend to will him
C majorC E MajorE
To get more and more defensive
FF C majorC
Terse and tense!
Mother? Figures...
PERCY:(spoken)
Los Angeles!
ANNABETH:(sung)
C majorC
It's strange
DmDm
Sometimes I think I'm dreaming
C majorC
It's messed up, but he's kinda cute
FF
When he's angry and all screamy
C majorC
He's so weird
A minorAm
But a good weird
C majorC FF
Our parents' paths are pushing us apart
G+G A minorAm
And my head is always stronger than my heart
C majorC FF G+G
If only he would say something that was remotely smart!
PERCY:(spoken)
N.C.
I got it. The map was upside down
ANNABETH:
N.C.
Ugh!
PERCY:
G+G C majorC E MajorE
Here we are, DOA Records
GROVER:
FF
I kinda figured there'd be monsters
PERCY:
F minorFm C majorC
Yeah, uh, who knew that the lobby to the Underworld would be so...
ANNABETH:
Dead?
CHARON:
FF F minorFm C majorC
Going down? No sobs, no screaming, and no getting seasick!
PERCY:
G+G
How do you get seasick in an elevator? Boat!
ANNABETH:(sung)
A minorAm E MajorE
The way to the Underworld is over the Styx
FF
It's a river
PERCY:
C majorC
I know, you showoff
Chicks
ANNABETH:
A minorAm E MajorE
Sexist, much?
Go make a splash
PERCY:
FF C majorC
I'll splash you
GROVER:
It's like watching titans clash
E MajorE
They'll kill each other, or they'll kiss
FF
If we're lucky, they'll end up in an abyss
CHARON:
N.C.
I've seen some messed up stuff
G#G# G+G
But nothing quite like this
ANNABETH:(spoken)
A minorAm
If you'd just listen
PERCY:
If you'd stop criticizing me!
GROVER:(sung)
D MajorD
We're in the same bo-o-oat
F#F#
In the literal bo-o-oat
G+G
I'm trying to stay afloat above the lava moat
A#A#
Have you even heard a word coming from my throat?
DmDm C majorC BB
The same bo-o-woah, woah, woah!
G+G A augmentedA
We're in the same...
ALL THREE:
E MajorE
AHH!!!
ANNABETH:(spoken)
N.C.
Did we just... almost die?
PERCY:
N.C.
I feel something strange
CHARON:
N.C.
Is it.. seasickness?
PERCY:
N.C.
Perspective. That stuff with our parents, it's ancient history
ANNABETH:
N.C.
And who says history has to repeat itself?
GROVER:
A augmentedA
Say it! Say it! You know you wanna say it! Just say it already!
PERCY & ANNABETH:(sung)
D MajorD
We're in the same bo-o-oat
GROVER:(spoken)
Yes! Weird guy!
CHARON:(sung)
F#F#
In the very same bo-wo-woat
GROVER:(spoken)
Everybody now!
ALL:(sung)
G+G A augmentedA
We're in the same...
GROVER:
N.C.
Baa!
ALL:
D MajorD
Boat!
