Chords with lyrics
Intro:
D MajorD A augmentedA G+G
D MajorD A augmentedA B minorBm
Pugsley:
A augmentedA B minorBm A augmentedA D MajorD A augmentedA
What if she never tortures me anymore?
B minorBm D MajorD
How would I manage?
A augmentedA Bm7Bm7
What if she never nails my tongue
GbmGbm
To the bathroom floor?
B minorBm E minorEm Gmin7 Dbm7Dbm7
What if she walks a - way
GbmGbm GbGb Bm7Bm7
Leaving me a - ok
C majorC D MajorD
Hiding each power tool
G minorGm D MajorD
Why would she be so cruel?
G7G7 Db7Db7 D MajorD
I could stab my arm myself
E minor 7Em7
Could rip my tonsils out
A augmentedA G+G Am7Am7 D MajorD
Could set my hair aflame
G+G B minorBm DbDb A augmentedA
I could spray my eyes with mace
Bm7Bm7 C majorC
But face the fact, without her
A minorAm A augmentedA
It wouldn't be the same...
Pugsley (spoken):
Grandma, what if there was this girl who met this person
and they're gonna run away and live alone and eat apples
What would you give her?
Grandma (spoken):
Nothing. She's your sister. Be happy for her
Pugsley (spoken):
But what if she doesn't get rid of him? What if all the good times are already behind me?
Grandma (spoken):
That's life, kid. You lose the thing you love
Instrumental:
C minorCm Cm C minorCm
Pugsley:
C minorCm F minorFm Ab7Ab7 D7D7
Wednesday will drink and then
G minorGm AbAb C minorCm
She'll be herself again
Ab7Ab7 E MajorE F minorFm
Lucas will leave her be
G minorGm G+G C minorCm
So she can torture me
DbDb BbmBbm
Just like she always did
Eb MajorEb G minorGm AbmAbm Eb MajorEb
'Til then I'm just a strange, fat kid