Chords with lyrics
Intro: DmDm
DmDm
A augmentedA man should call the toss
FF
Wear the pants, and be the boss
C majorC
A augmentedA man should be the drink
Bb majorBb A augmentedA
For his own damn sake
DmDm
And men should the misters
FF
And the masters of their sisters
C majorC
A augmentedA man should be the reason
Bb majorBb A augmentedA
For a heart to break
DmDm
A augmentedA man should cut the lawn
FF
Change the tire, mend the worn
C majorC
A augmentedA man should never wait
Bb majorBb A augmentedA
To oil a rusting gate
DmDm
Men should hold the key positions
FF
In our country's great traditions
C majorC
A augmentedA man should put the food
Bb majorBb A augmentedA
Upon the family plate
D MajorD
So, be moral
Don't quarrel
G+G A augmentedA
Fair and square is best
D MajorD
Let me alert you
That virtue won't hurt you
Or desert you
BB F#F# A augmentedA
If you wear hair on your chest
G+G A augmentedA D MajorD B minorBm
So always remember to follow the rules
G+G
Box clever
E minorEm
And jocks never
A augmentedA DmDm
Hock another jock's tools
DmDm
A augmentedA man should wax a car
FF
Fix a fuse, and tend the bar
C majorC
A augmentedA man should like his brow
Bb majorBb A augmentedA
To be wet with sweat
DmDm
Men should know the right occasions
FF
To indulge in tax evasions
C majorC
A augmentedA man should know the settings
Bb majorBb A augmentedA
That his spark plugs get
D MajorD G+G
Faggots are maggots
F#F# A augmentedA D MajorD
Thank God I'm a man