Chords with lyrics
Neely:
C majorC FF
You'll find happy hearts, and smiling faces
C majorC FF CbCb
And tolerance for the ethnic races - in Denton.
Harry:
C majorC FF
You'll find a rambling rose and a picket fence.
Emily:
C majorC FF C6C6
Tenderness, and innocence - in Denton.
Cop:
FF
You'll find conference rooms and a children's playground. (locks jail cell door
C majorC
Denton is a real okay town. (makes okay sign, walks to the T)
FF G+G
C majorC
Civic pride and civic duty and Denton girls are (wolf whisltes) full of beauty.
Chrldrs:
G+G
You may call us the goodie goodie two shoes
we're here to cheer you with the good news that D-E-N-T-O-N gets T-E-N
Thats ten out of ten!
Ralph:
G+G
If you're looking for a life of leisure (points to audience).
Macy:
FF
You're gonna get a whole lot to please ya.
Ralph:
C majorC
Again and again
Macy:
D MajorD
And again and again
Both:
G+G
And again! (Ralph and Macy shrug)
Aud:
C majorC FF
Denton, Denton, you've got no pretension
C majorC G+G C majorC
FF
You're where the heart is you're okay! Denton, Denton, I'd just like to
C majorC
FF
Mention, You're the home of youth. You're America's truth. You're Denton, Denton, USA!
Emily:
Bb majorBb
This is the Mecca of America.
Harry:
FF
The Bethlehem of the west.
Emily:
Bb majorBb
This is the birthplace of the virtuous.
Harry:
FF
The home of (clips bush with scissors) happiness.
Macy:
C majorC FF
Leisure wise, we're sure you will adapt.
Ralph:
C majorC FF
(To left phone) Enjoy your stay. (To right phone) Have a happy holiday.
Chrldrs:
G+G C majorC
And we'll all put Denton, Denton on the map.
Aud:
C majorC FF
Denton, Denton, you've got no pretension
C majorC G+G
You're where the heart is you're okay!
C majorC FF
Denton, Denton, I'd just like to mention
C majorC
You're the home of youth.
You're America's truth.
FF
You're Denton, Denton USA!
C#C# F#F# C#C#
G#G#
Denton, Denton, you've got no pretension you're where the heart is you're okay!
C#C# F#F#
Denton, Denton, I'd just like to mention. You're (Brad , messes up his clap)
C#C#
The acceptable face, of the human race.
F#F# C#C#
You're Denton, Denton USA!
Bitchin in the Kitchen:
Brad:
Bb6Bb6 Eb MajorEb AbAb Bb majorBb
Dear blender oh won't you help a first offender
Bb6Bb6 Eb MajorEb AbAb Bb majorBb
Oh, toaster don't you put the burn on me.
Bb majorBb AbAb Eb MajorEb
Refrigerator, why are we always sooner or later?
AbAb Bb majorBb Eb MajorEb
Bitchin in the kitchen or crying in the bedroom all night.
Bb6Bb6 Eb MajorEb AbAb Bb majorBb
Dear knife drawer, now won't you help me to face life more
Bb6Bb6 Eb MajorEb AbAb Bb majorBb
Oh, trash can, don't you put the dirt on me.
Bb majorBb AbAb Eb MajorEb
Oh, perculator, why are we always sooner or later?
AbAb Bb majorBb Eb MajorEb
Bitchin in the kitchen or crying in the bedroom all night.
Janet:
F minorFm G minorGm AbAb F minorFm
Everything used to be okay, but I've been had, and Brad,
G minorGm AbmAbm Bb majorBb
I'm glad to say is on his way.
Bb majorBb AbAb Eb MajorEb
Micro digital awaker, why are we always sooner or later?
AbAb Bb majorBb Eb MajorEb
Bitchin in the kitchen or crying in the bedroom all night.
Bb6Bb6 Eb MajorEb AbAb Bb majorBb
Shower curtain, oh won't you help me to be certain.
Bb6Bb6 Eb MajorEb AbAb Eb MajorEb
Oh, toothpaste, don't you put the squeeze on me.
Bb majorBb AbAb Eb MajorEb
Depilitator, why are we always sooner or later?
AbAb Bb majorBb Eb MajorEb
Bitchin in the kitchen or crying in the bedroom all night.
Reprise
Janet:
Bb majorBb AbAb Eb MajorEb
Tell me spectator, why are we always sooner or later?
AbAb Bb majorBb Eb MajorEb
Eb MajorEb
Bitchin in the kitchen or crying in the bedroom all night.
In my own Way:
Janet:
DmDm E minorEm
If only you knew how to win some prizes
DmDm G minorGm
If only you knew how to play
G minorGm F minorFm
If you could sleep nights and stop your crying
E minorEm DmDm
Then you might find out I still love you in my own way
DmDm E minorEm
If thats not enough then I am so sorry I met you
DmDm G minorGm
It was almost like leading you on
G minorGm F minorFm E minorEm
But there's more to it all then just wringling your heart out over something
DmDm
That keeps on going wrong
AbAb
So don't tell me you love me
Bb majorBb
How am I supposed to know what that means?
AbmAbm
No don't sell emotion.
AbmAbm
You can't find devotion
F minorFm G minorGm
If your falling apart at the seams
DmDm E minorEm
I hope that you smile when you reach your conclusion
DmDm G minorGm
I hope that you'll know just what to say
G minorGm F minorFm
But if it should mean that the party is over
E minorEm
You should know that I still love you
G minorGm
You should know that I still love you
E minorEm DmDm
You should know that I still love you in my own way.
C minorCm DmDm
In my own way.
C minorCm DmDm
In my own way.
C minorCm DmDm
In my own way.
Thank God I'm a Man:
Harry:
BbmBbm C minorCm Eb MajorEb Bb majorBb
A augmentedA man should call the toss, wear the pants and be the boss!
BbmBbm C minorCm Eb MajorEb Bb majorBb
A augmentedA man should be the drake for his own damn sake!
BbmBbm C minorCm Eb MajorEb Bb majorBb
And men should be the misters, and the masters of their sisters!
BbmBbm C minorCm Eb MajorEb Bb majorBb
A augmentedA man should be the reason for a heart to break!
Mrnes:
G+G FF D MajorD
So, be moral. Don't quarrel. Fair and square is best.
Women:
G+G
Let me alert you that virtue won't hurt you or desert you.
Men:
G+G FF D MajorD
If you wear hair on your chest.
Aud:
D MajorD E MajorE FF G+G
So always remember to follow the rules.
Mrnes:
D MajorD
Box clever.
Men:
D MajorD
Jock's never.
Harry:
N.C BbmBbm C minorCm
C minorCm
(takes off golf hat) Hock another jock's tools!
BbmBbm C minorCm Eb MajorEb Bb majorBb
A augmentedA man should wax a car, and fix a fuse and tend a bar!
BbmBbm C minorCm Eb MajorEb Bb majorBb
A augmentedA man should like his brow to be wet with sweat!
BbmBbm C minorCm Eb MajorEb Bb majorBb
And should know the right occasions to indulge in tax evasions!
BbmBbm C minorCm Eb MajorEb Bb majorBb
A augmentedA man should know the settings that his spark plugs get!
BbmBbm C minorCm EbmEbm D7D7
Faggots are maggots! Thank God I'm a man.
Farley's Song:
Farley:
C majorC D MajorD FF
C majorC
Oh why aren't they doing tomorrow's new dance steps? The way they used to yesterday?
C majorC D MajorD E MajorE
And who draws a perfect circle anymore?
C majorC D MajorD
E MajorE C majorC
And if you're waiting for greatness to shake hands with you, you'd better daydream your
away.
C majorC D MajorD C majorC
I've only wanted one thing and that's for sure.
Choir:
C majorC D MajorD C majorC
D MajorD
You're not just looking at a fast food king, just another well known face
C majorC D MajorD C majorC
You're not looking at a king of anything.
(Nurse Ansalong climbs on top of the TV set).
Farley:
C majorC D MajorD
I'm gonna shoot for the moon, I'm gonna play high noon.
C majorC D MajorD
I'm gonna take on the entire human race.
Choir:
C majorC D MajorD
You're not looking at a king.
Farley:
N.C D MajorD
You're looking at an ace!
C majorC D MajorD E MajorE
C majorC
I've seen the sight and I've seen the light and I'm gonna see the coming day.
C majorC D MajorD C majorC
When the sun in the sky is a spotlight just for me.
C majorC D MajorD E MajorE
C majorC
I'm gonna take some time and rock some rhyme. Oh its gonna take you breath away.
C majorC D MajorD C majorC
You'll be the front page rage of the age just wait and see.
Choir:
C majorC D MajorD C majorC
D MajorD
You're not just looking at a fast food king just another well known face
C majorC D MajorD C majorC
You're not looking at a king of anything.
Farley:
C majorC D MajorD
We're gonna shoot for the moon, we're gonna play high noon.
C majorC D MajorD
We're gonna take on the entire human race.
Choir:
C majorC D MajorD
You're not looking at a king.
Farley:
G+G A augmentedA Bb majorBb C majorC D MajorD
Oh no no no no - you're looking at an ace!
Choir:
D MajorD C majorC
You're looking at an ace!
Farley:
You're looking at a Goddamn ace!
Choir:
D MajorD C majorC
You're looking at an ace!
Farley:
You're looking at an ace!
Choir:
D MajorD C majorC
You're looking at an ace!
Farley:
C majorC D MajorD
You're looking at an A-A-A-A-ace!
Lullaby:
Nation:
C minorCm DmDm C minorCm
BbmBbm
I feel the heat from your skin and the stubble in your chin, you're no good.
Cosmo:
C minorCm
You're no good.
Nation:
C minorCm DmDm C minorCm
BbmBbm
You've got dirt on your hands and everybody understands, you'e no good.
Cosmo:
C minorCm
You're no good.
Nation:
EbmEbm
Oh what a joke.
Cosmo:
What a joke.
Nation:
DmDm EbmEbm
You feel like choking. You play for broke.
Cosmo:
You play for broke.
Nation:
DmDm
He'll leave you smoking.
Cosmo:
D MajorD DmDm EbmEbm
Oh, romance is not a children's game. (Whip)
Nation:
EbmEbm DmDm DmDm EbmEbm DmDm
But you keep going back. It's driving you insane.
Janet:
C majorC D MajorD DmDm C majorC
C majorC
Drift into the Treacle deep. Slip into its silent depths (whisper) go to sleep.
C majorC D MajorD DmDm C majorC
Bb majorBb
With your everything akimbo. Float into the sandman's limbo.
Ansalong:
C majorC
Night night.
Ricky:
Night night.
Ansalong:
Bb majorBb DmDm G+G C majorC C majorC
It's time for bye bye. Its been a great day thanks a heap. Now it's time for
DM C majorC DmDm
Every one to go to sleep.
Aud:
C majorC Bb majorBb DmDm
C majorC
Night night. It's time for bye bye. Its been a great day, thanks a heap.
C majorC DmDm C majorC DmDm C minorCm
Now it's time for every one to go to sleep.
Little Black Dress:
Cosmo:
D MajorD C majorC D MajorD
D MajorD
Ever since I was a little boy dressing up has always been my greatest joy.
D MajorD C majorC D MajorD
FF
But when it's time to be discreet there's one thing you just can't beat
D MajorD C majorC D MajorD
And thats a strapless backless classical little black dress.
C majorC D MajorD
C majorC
First you go rip, rip, rip, then you go snip, snip, snip, then you whip in a zip,
FF C majorC
D MajorD
Zip, zip and slit it up to the hip, hip, hip and as you strip, strip, strip, you shiver,
E MajorE FF G+G C majorC D MajorD
Quiver, for that soft caress as you slip, slip, slip into that little black dress.
Nation:
Ah, Hoopla
Bert:
D MajorD C majorC D MajorD
C majorC
Ever since I was the eina kleiner Herren it was the cordon bleu for which I am
D MajorD
Most caring.
D MajorD C majorC D MajorD
D MajorD
And the one taste treat so sweet that really can't be beat is what we have ya
C majorC D MajorD
How you are caviar, that little black mess.
Cosmo:
Hey! Viola!
Janet:
C majorC D MajorD
Well first you go rip, rip, rip, then you go snip, snip, snip, then you whip in a
C majorC FF
D MajorD FF
Zip, zip, zip. Split it up to the hip, hip, hip, then as you strip, strip, strip, you
shiver
FF G+G C majorC D MajorD
C majorC
For that soft caress as you slip, slip, slip into that little black dress. That minimal (minimal)
D MajorD D MajorD
Criminal (criminal) siniful, little black dress.
Nation:
E MajorE FF E MajorE
Let's face it Mac that basic black is coming back.
Bert:
E MajorE FF E MajorE
Let's face it Mac that basic black is coming back.
Both:
E MajorE FF E MajorE
Let's face it Mac that basic black is coming back.
Janet:
C majorC D MajorD C majorC
D MajorD
That minimal (minimal) criminal (criminal) siniful Little Black Dress.
Me of Me:
Janet:
E MajorE G+G
There's just the two of me alone at last together,
E MajorE G+G D MajorD
We've got the luck so far, We are my lucky star
D MajorD C majorC D MajorD C majorC
Deep in the heart of me, I love every part of me, All I can see in me
D MajorD
Is the danger and ecstasy.
C majorC D MajorD
One thing there couldn't be, is anymore me in me.
Chldrs:
C majorC C majorC D MajorD
This is the Me of Me, Me Me Me!
Janet:
C majorC D MajorD C majorC D MajorD C majorC D MajorD
Me Me, Me Me Me, Me Me Me.
D MajorD C majorC D MajorD C majorC
I am my destiny Je croie en toujour en moi. Ha! Ha! Ha!
D MajorD
I'd never lie to me.
D MajorD C majorC
D MajorD
I'd be willing to die for moi. I'll pray every day to me, and here's what I'd says to me,
Chldrs:
C majorC C majorC D MajorD
This is the me of me, Me Me Me
Janet:
C majorC D MajorD C majorC D MajorD C majorC D MajorD
D MajorD C majorC D MajorD C majorC D MajorD C majorC
D MajorD
Me Me, Me Me Me, Me Me Me, Me Me Me, Ohh Me Me, Me Me Me, Ohhhh Me Me
C majorC D MajorD E/C
Look at me Moi Moi
Shock Treatment:
Cosmo:
D MajorD C majorC D MajorD C majorC
D MajorD C majorC D MajorD
I'm not a locum with motives to suture myself, I've been a cynic for too many years.
D MajorD C majorC D MajorD C majorC
C majorC
Playing doctor and nurse it can't be good for your health I've seen clinics,
C majorC D MajorD
With those gimmicks in Tangiers.
Nation:
D MajorD C majorC D MajorD C majorC
D MajorD C majorC
But if you open you heart to a smooth operator, He'll take you for all that
D MajorD D MajorD C majorC D MajorD
C majorC C majorC
You've got, he'll hand you a curse that'll be with you later. It'll shake ya the way he
C majorC D MajorD
Takes off like a shot.
Cosmo:
CbCb D MajorD
E MajorE
You need a bit of. . . Oooh Shock Treatment, yes you're jumping like a real live wire.
CbCb C majorC
D MajorD
You need a bit of. . . Oooh Shock Treatment so look out mister, don't you blow
C majorC D MajorD C majorC D MajorD
Your last resistor for a vista that'll mystify ya!
Anslng:
D MajorD C majorC D MajorD C majorC
D MajorD C majorC D MajorD
You're blinded by romance you're blinded by science. You're condition is critically grave.
D MajorD C majorC D MajorD C majorC
C majorC
But don't expect mercy from such an alliance. Suspicion of traditions so new wave.
Cosmo:
CbCb D MajorD
E MajorE
You need a bit of. . . Oooh Shock Treatment yes you're jumping like a real live wire.
CbCb C majorC
D MajorD
You need a bit of. . . Oooh Shock Treatment, so look out mister, don't you blow
C majorC D MajorD C majorC D MajorD
E MajorE FF G+G
Your last resistor. For a vista that'll certify ya! Fy ya, fy ya, fy ya!
Looking for Trade:
Janet:
C minorCm DmDm C minorCm
I'm on a cul de sac and I gotta go back. So come on feet we're gonna hit the streets.
F minorFm C minorCm
We've got it made, I'm looking for trade
Brad:
F minorFm G minorGm A minorAm
(I,in wheelchair om terminal ward) I'm looking for love.
Janet:
C minorCm
I'm looking for trade.
F minorFm C minorCm
I need some young blood, I need some young blood I need it now.
F minorFm
I need some young blood I need some young blood
Bnd&J:
G minorGm A minorAm G minorGm
And we're gonna get it somehow.
Janet:
C minorCm A minorAm
I'm on a dead end street. I'm like a dog in heat. I'm like a kid with no toys.
C minorCm F minorFm C minorCm
I wanna get those boys. Ohhh I can'y delay. I'm looking for trade.
Brad:
F minorFm E minorEm DmDm
I'm looking for love.
Janet:
C minorCm FF
I'm looking for trade. Oh we're all living like there's no tomorrow and the
G minorGm F minorFm G minorGm
F minorFm
Way things are going that's probably true. But without you and me sis the world would
to pieces,
G minorGm
Veha Cava whos the raver?
Band:
A minorAm
Our raving savior that's you.
Janet:
C minorCm A minorAm
I'm on a primrose path. I'm looking for a little laugh. Remember its no fun,
C minorCm
To be the chosen one.
F minorFm C minorCm
There are games to be played. Looking for trade.
Brad:
F minorFm G minorGm A minorAm
I'm looking for love.
Janet:
C minorCm F minorFm
I'm looking for trade. I need some young blood. I need some young blood. I
C minorCm FF
G minorGm DmDm G minorGm
Need it now. Ohh! I need some young blood, I need some young blood and I'm gonna get it somehow.
G minorGm C minorCm
I'm looking for trade.
Look What I did to my Id:
Emily:
E MajorE D MajorD
Like a virgin with an urgin in a surgery, I'll be swinging I'll be bringing
out the nurse in me.
Harry:
E MajorE D MajorD
E MajorE
The art will start when I play my part, as a healer who will steal your heart
Both:
C majorC D MajorD E MajorE C majorC
D MajorD G+G
Oh look what I did to my ID, oh look what I did to my ID
Cosmo:
FF
With neurosis in perfusion
Nation:
E MajorE
And psychosis in your soul
Cosmo:
D MajorD
Eliminate confusion
Both:
E MajorE
And hide inside a brand new role
Macy:
E MajorE D MajorD E MajorE
Like a good time girl I'm gonna try some new tricks
Ralph:
D MajorD C majorC D MajorD
This could be the start of a whole new career
Macy:
E MajorE C majorC D MajorD
Got a deep plumb lipstick and some therapeutics
Ralph:
D MajorD C majorC D MajorD
This could take us to a town that's nowhere near here
Anslng:
E MajorE FF E MajorE
Got some heartfelt symptoms and I'm feeling sneaky
Ricky:
D MajorD C majorC D MajorD
Young male intern tall and handsome
Anslng:
E MajorE FF E MajorE
Got my hems so high they'll think I'm being cheeky
Ricky:
D MajorD E MajorE
Legs like mine were really made for dancing
All:
E MajorE E MajorE
Oh oh oh. Hey hey hey!
C&N:
D MajorD E MajorE D MajorD
D MajorD
E MajorE D MajorD
When heavens in the music, Hell is in control. The angel's lost the voices
but the Devil's got
E MajorE
Rock and Roll!
All:
D MajorD E MajorE D MajorD
C majorC
We may look like we're phony medics but we took our look from a book by
Frederick's oh look
D MajorD G+G C majorC
G+G
What I did to my ID - ID. Oh look what I did to my ID.
Breaking Out:
Oscar:
D MajorD C majorC D MajorD
C majorC D MajorD
I know how it feels to be cooling my heels. I've been down on them long enough.
D MajorD C majorC D MajorD
C majorC
But if I take to them now then maybe somehow, you'll see through the bluff I'm not
it
D MajorD
Tough.
D MajorD E MajorE
I've been a lifetime on deposit and that's a long time in the closet and if
D MajorD C majorC
You say to me how was it?
C majorC D MajorD C majorC
C majorC FF FF
It was a hard taking that heart breaking God forsaken route. But I'm buh buh
G+G D MajorD BB C majorC C majorC D MajorD
Buh buh buh buh breaking out!
D MajorD C majorC D MajorD
C majorC D MajorD
You may say that you choose to be in my shoes well look what it did for me.
D MajorD C majorC D MajorD
I got buried alive. I don't thrive on that jive. Look and you'll see that
C majorC D MajorD
The spikes don't fit me.
D MajorD C majorC
I've been a lifetime on deposit and that's a long time in the closet and if
D MajorD C majorC
You say to me, how was it?
C majorC D MajorD C majorC
FF G+G
It was hard taking that heart breaking God forsaken route. But I'm buh buh
D MajorD BB C majorC C majorC
Buh buh buh buh
C majorC D MajorD
Breaking out!
C majorC D MajorD
Breaking out!
Aud:
C majorC D MajorD
Breaking out.
Oscar:
C majorC D MajorD
Breaking out!
Aud:
C majorC D MajorD
Breaking out!
Oscar:
D MajorD
Ungh!
Anyhow, Anyhow:
Brad:
Eb MajorEb FF
Some people do it for compassion.
Janet:
Bb majorBb Eb MajorEb
Some people do it for the fashion.
Brad:
Eb MajorEb FF
Some people do it to be funny.
Janet:
Bb majorBb Eb MajorEb
Some people do it for the money.
Oliver:
Eb MajorEb FF
Some people do it for enslavement.
Betty:
Bb majorBb Eb MajorEb
Some people do it on the pavement.
Oliver:
But . . .
All:
Eb MajorEb FF
We're gonna do it anyhow, anyhow. We're gonna do it anyhow, anyhow.
C majorC D MajorD
We're gonna do it. No matter how the wind is blowing.
FF G+G
We're gonna do it anyhow, anyhow. We're gonna do it anyhow, anyhow.
Eb MajorEb FF
We're gonna do it. We just gotta keep going.
BD and JT:
Eb MajorEb FF
Some people do it for each other.
BT and OL:
Bb majorBb Eb MajorEb
Some people do it for their lover.
BD and JT:
Eb MajorEb FF
Some people do it for improvement.
BT and OL:
Bb majorBb Eb MajorEb
Some people do it for the movement.
BD and JT:
Eb MajorEb FF
Some people do it for enjoyment.
BT and OL:
Bb majorBb Eb MajorEb
Some people do it for employment.
Oliver:
But. . .
All:
Eb MajorEb FF
We're gonna do it anyhow, anyhow. We're gonna do it anyhow, anyhow.
C majorC D MajorD
We're gonna do it. No matter, how the wind is blowing.
FF G+G
We're gonna do it anyhow, anyhow. We're gonna do it anyhow, anyhow.
Eb MajorEb FF
We're gonna do it. We just gotta keep going.
Sorry, can't get the Duel Duet.
I'll probably tab it myself.
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