Chords with lyrics
"Welcome to Sacred Heart" Intro: E, F, F Dr. Kelso: B Eb Hello, I'm Dr. Kelso, I'm delighted that you came B Gm G# F So the doctors say you fainted, and you don't know what's to blame Es C/E Well, put your mind at ease, there's no ill we can't outsmart B Gm On behalf of all who work here... All: Cm F B F# Welcome to Sacred Heart! J.D.: H E Our facilities are excellent! You couldn't ask for more Janitor: H G#m A F# As long as you avoid the bathrooms on the second floor Dr. Kelso: E C#/F This is Dr. Cox, I'll be giving him your chart Dr. Cox: H G#m C#m F# H And that's Dr. Kelso -- the kiss-ass of Sacred Heart! Turk: E H C H You say you burned your hand real bad -- we'll fix you up with gauze Elliot: G#m g#m0 Hmaj7/B G#m C#4 C# F# Perhaps you need your fat sucked out -- or want a smaller schnoz! J.D.: Hey! Dr. Kelso: E H Eb7 G#m You caught an S.T.D. from some tasty little tart? All: We swear C# We won't judge you here at Sacred... F# Here at Sacred... G C Here at Sacred Heart! (Instrumental:) C, F, G, C, B, G, F, D/F#, C, Am, Dm, G, G# Dr. Kelso: C# F# One more thing that I should mention, if what I've heard is true C# Bm H G# And everyone appears to be singing to you.... All: Ahh, Ahhh! Ahh, Ahhh! Ahh, Ahhh! Ahh, Ahhh! Dr. Kelso: F# F#7/G G# Bm Your case is very serious! And we'd better start! All: C# Bm Ebm G# 'Cause if you think we're singing, you belong at Sacred Heart! F# F#7/G G# Bm Doctors! Nurses! Patients! Dead guys! F#m G# C# Welcome to Sacred Heart!
