Chords with lyrics
E
D# E F# G
How do et
D# E G G A
Faithful handy -man
D# E F# G
He's just a litcau
D# E G G A
He thought you were the cand
D# E F# G
Don't he
D# E G G A
Don't judge a book
D# E F#
I'm not muchy
G# A E
But by night
B7 A E
I'm just a sweet transvestite from transsexual Transylvania
E G
Let me show you around maybe play you a sound
A E
You look like you're both pretty groovy
E G
Or if you want something visual that's not too abysmal
A E
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie
E G
BRAD We're glad we caught you at home Could we use your phone
A E
We're both in a bit of a hurry JANET Right
E G
BRAD We'll just stay where we are then to back to our car
A E
We don't want to be any worry
E G
FRANK Well you got caught with a flat Well how 'bout that
A E
Well babies don't you panic
E G
By the light of the night it'll all seem alright
A E
I'll get you a Satanic mechanic
B7 A E
I'm just a sweet transvestite from transsexual Transylvania
hard stop chords struck hard and short
E G
Why don't you stay for the night Night or maybe a bite Bite
A E
I could show you my favorite obsession
E G
I've been making a man with blond hair and a tan
A E
And he's good for relieving my tension
B7 A E
I'm just a sweet transvestite from transsexual Transylvania
B7 A E
I'm just a sweet transvestite from transsexual Transylvania
spoken chords struck hard and short
E G
So - come up to the lab and see what's on the slab
E
I see you shiver with antici pation
E G
But maybe the rain isn't really to blame
(end loudly on E)
So I'll remove the cause chuckle but not the symptom
