From the original posting by Bo Parker bo_parker@fbpmac.msfc.nasa.gov who derived the lyrics from all over the place. Featured in "Cool Hand Luke." The following are the definitive "Plastic Jesus" lyrics and then some, from Bo Parker's posting to alt.guitar.tab last March - optional chords in parentheses : C (C7) Well, .. F Long as .. C D7 Riding .. C Through ., F
We ., C G7 C With ... F C cho: Plastic .. C (D7) G7 Riding . C (C7) Through .., F (F#dim7) We .., C G7 C With .. I .. 's .. Glued ..r, You .. Glows .., Take ... I .., Long as I .., Ridin' .., I feel .., I've .., Riding ... You .. Dressed .. Pedestal .., Goin' . 'Cause .., Guaranteeing I ... I .. Long .. Bolted .. Don't .. Such a .. Strung .. verse verse verse verse verse verse verse verse Plastic .. Riding ..: Ride .. Of .., Plastic ... Thanks to Bo Parker at NASA for this epic compilation. Geoff Bowerman gbowerma@acs.ucalgary.ca Here's my definitive set of P.J. lyrics: -----BEGIN INCLUDED MATERIAL----- -----END INCLUDED MATERIAL----- Enjoy! -Bo Parker Bo.Parker@msfc.nasa.gov bo_parker@fbpmac.msfc.nasa.gov parker_b%aplvax.span@fedex.msfc.nasa.gov "Any particular reason why you got a picture of a drag queen on a Shetland pony licking a flaming banjo on your chest?"