Chords with lyrics
Tuning: Standard (E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD G+G BB E MajorE)
Intro:
G+G D MajorD
Verse 1:
G+G
It started when,
G+G
a lad of 10
G+G
I told my friends
D7D7
"I'll meet 'ya,
D7D7
at 'Dr. Blood's Revenge'"
D7D7
which was
D7D7
a gruesome
G+G
horror feature.
and when I saw
G7G7 C minorCm
the awesome torture chamber in that flick,
G+G
I found I got a hard-on,
D7D7 G+G
while the other kids got sick.
Chorus:
D7D7
I found a hobby.
G+G
I found a hobby.
D7D7
out in the lobby,
G+G
I went insane.
Middle 8:
C minorCm D#D#
A augmentedA voice inside me,
G+G
said, "Kid you love it,
D MajorD G+G
I think you're into
heavy pain"
Verse 2:
C minorCm
By 13 years
I'd taught my peers
G+G
about bondage and submission
C minorCm
gave illustrated lectures on
G+G
the Spanish Inquisition.
B7B7
Some boys take dirty books to the jon
E7E7 A7A7
and give themselves a whack.
A7A7
I did the same with lithographs,
D MajorD
of thumbscrews and the rack.
Verse 3:
G+G
At 22
G+G
the time came due
D7D7
to choose a life's profession.
D7D7
I struggled hard to think of one
G+G
in line with mine obsession.
G+G
I could have been a boxer
G7G7 C minorCm
or lawyer, yeah, I guess.
G+G
But no one causes suffering
D7D7 G+G
like a licensed D.D.S.
Chorus:
D MajorD
And now my hobby
G+G
ain't just my hobby,
D7D7
no, its-a my job to make
G+G
the patients shake with fear.
C minorCm
What started out as
G+G
a secret pastime
D MajorD
is now my hobby....
G+G
and my career.
N.C.
Say "Ahh"