Chords with lyrics
intro:
Eb7Eb7
What happened last night? Are you really here?
Eb7Eb7
Joan, Joan, Joan, Joan, Joan
Eb7Eb7
Hi Joan! Don’t wake up Joan!
Eb7Eb7
Oh my God, last night. Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, last night
verse:
DbDb
I got so excited
Eb7Eb7
I was too enthusiastic
DbDb
Thank you for not laughing
Eb7Eb7 BbM7Bbm7 AbAb
Well, you laughed a little bit at one point when I was touching you and said I might lose consciousness
DbDb Eb MajorEb
Which you said was adorable, and I just have to trust
DbDb Eb7Eb7
That you don’t think I’m an idiot or some kind of an animal
DbDb Cm7Cm7
I never lost control due to overwhelming lust
AbAb AbAb
But I must say that I’m
chorus:
E7E7 A augmentedA
Changing my major to Joan
Bm7Bm7 E7E7 A augmentedA
I’m changing my major to sex with Joan
Bm7Bm7 E7E7 F# minorF#m
I’m changing my major to sex with Joan
Bm7Bm7 E7E7 A augmentedA
With a minor in kissing Joan
Bm7Bm7 E7E7 A augmentedA
Foreign study to Joan's inner thighs
C#m7C#m7 F#7F#7
A augmentedA seminar on Joan’s ass in her Levi’s
D MajorD
And Joan’s crazy brown eyes
verse:
DbDb
Joan, I feel like Hercules!
Eb7Eb7
Oh God, that sounds ridiculous
DbDb
Just keep on sleeping through this
Eb7Eb7
And I’ll work on calming down
DbDb
So by the time you’ve woken up
Eb7Eb7
I’ll be cool. I’ll be collected
BbM7Bbm7 AbAb
And I’ll have found some dignity, but who needs dignity?
DbDb
'Cause this is so much better
Eb7Eb7
I’m radiating happiness
DbDb AbAb
Will you stay here with me for the rest of the semester?
DbDb
We won’t need any food, we’ll live on sex alone
BbM7Bbm7
Sex with Joan!
chorus:
E7E7 A augmentedA
I am writing a thesis on Joan
Bm7Bm7 E7E7 A7A7
It’s a cutting edge field, and my mind is blown
Bm7Bm7 E7E7 F# minorF#m
I will gladly stay up every night to hone
Bm7Bm7 E7E7 A augmentedA
My compulsory skills with Joan
Bm7Bm7 E7E7 A augmentedA
I will study my way down her spine
C# minorC#m F#7F#7
Familiarize myself with her well-made outline
D MajorD
While she researches mine
bridge:
D MajorD
I don’t know who I am, I’ve become someone new
D MajorD
Nothing I just did is anything I would do
D MajorD
Overnight, everything changed. I am not prepared
D MajorD
I’m dizzy. I’m nauseous. I’m shaky
E MajorE
I’m scared
F7F7
A minorAm I falling in to nothingness
G+G A7A7
Or flying into something so sublime?
A augmentedA
I don’t know, but I’m
chorus:
Eb MajorEb F7F7 Bb majorBb
Changing my major to Joan
Cm7Cm7 F7F7 Bb majorBb
I thought all my life I’d be all alone
Cm7Cm7 F7F7 Gm7Gm7 Cm7Cm7 F7F7 Bb majorBb
But that was before I was lying prone in this dorm room bed with Joan
Eb MajorEb F7F7 Bb majorBb
Look, she drooled on the pillow, so sweet
G7G7 G+G
All sweaty and tangled up in my bed sheet
Eb MajorEb Eb MajorEb
And my heart feels complete
outro:
DbDb
Let’s never leave this room
Eb MajorEb DbDb
How about we stay here 'till finals?
Eb MajorEb
I’ll go to school forever
G+G
I’ll take out a dementedly huge high interest loan
Cm7Cm7 F7F7 Bb majorBb
'Cause I’m changing my major to Joan