Intro: E Marvin: E Who'd believe that we two E Emaj7 A/E Would end up as lovers? Whizzer: A/E B9 E Do you want me to reply?
Marvin: E Him and me, you and I Emaj7 A/E Passionately lovers Whizzer: G#7 Please don't get morbid Marvin: A Right. Whizzer: A It's just— Marvin: B/A Don't fight Whizzer: B/A That I haven't died yet Marvin: E/G# Just stop it Whizzer: G#7 I'm sick, but kicking Marvin: F#m7 Geez Whizzer: F#m7 Alright Marvin: F#7 Louise Whizzer: F#m7 A/B Good night Marvin: A/B I'm staying here in this spot A/B Adim Whether you want me to or not Adim I'm staying E Here I am, by your side E Emaj7 A/E One old horny lover Whizzer: A/E B9 E Please go home and don't be scared Marvin: E What's the fuss? I'm not scared E Emaj7 A/E C#7sus4 What good is a lover who's scared? C#7 F#m G#/C Hit me if you need to C#m Amadd9 Slap my face or hold me till winter B6sus Aadd9/B Oh baby, please do B6sus Aadd9/B I love you, too E Eadd4add9 My lover Whizzer: D/E Bm7/E Marvin, just go home and turn on TV E Eaug A-5 Drink a little something till you're dead A-5/G# F#m7 Think of me around Am E Sleeping soundly in our bed E/B Bsus4 Bsus4/F# B9 Marvin, did you hear what I said? Marvin: E Shut your mouth, go to sleep E Emaj7 A/E Time I met a sailor A/E B9 Are you sleeping yet or...? E What is what? Whizzer E Emaj7 A/E G#7sus4 Cdim/B But I can't help but feeling I've failed F#m G#/C Let's be scared together C#m Amadd9 B6sus Let's pretend that nothing is awful Whizzer: Aadd9/B There's nothing to fear Marvin: B6sus There's nothing to fear Whizzer: B6sus Aadd9/B Just stay right here Marvin & Whizzer: Eadd4add9 I love you Charlotte: E9sus4 Shhh, maybe he's tired Cordelia: E9sus4 Shhh, maybe he's waiting for us Charlotte: E9sus4 D9/E Eadd9 E Shhh, maybe he's waiting for a visit Charlotte & Cordelia: Amaj7/B F#m/B A/B Is it a bad time? We'll come back E6sus4/B If it's a bad time, we'll come back E6sus4 We'll come in Marvin: E Look at us, four old friends E Emaj7 A/E Four unlikely lovers Cordelia: A/E B9 We don't know what time will bring Whizzer: E I've a clue Marvin: E I have too Charlotte & Cordelia: E Emaj7 A/E Let's look like we haven't Marvin, Charlotte, & Cordelia: G#7 And each say nothing Whizzer: A Sky! Charlotte: A It's blue! Marvin: B/A I love the sky! Cordelia: B/A I love the trees! Marvin: E/G# I love bad weather! Charlotte: G#7 I love the earth beneath my feet! Whizzer: G#7 I love friends that hover! Marvin, Whizzer, Charlotte, & Cordelia: F#m7 C#m7/F# Gee, we love to eat F#7 A/B And we need something sweet E6sus4 Cm11 To love! F What a group we four are F Fmaj7 Bb/F Four unlikely lovers Bb/C C Dm/C Bb/C And we vow that we will F Buy the farm, arm in arm F Fmaj7 Bb/F A Four unlikely lovers with heart Gm7 A7 Let's be scared together Aadd11 Dmadd9 Fmaj7/C Bbadd9 C6sus Let's pretend that nothing is awful Whizzer, Charlotte, & Cordelia: Bbadd9/C There's nothing to fear Marvin: C6sus There's nothing to fear Whizzer, Charlotte, & Cordelia: Bbadd9/C Just stay right here Whizzer & Charlotte: Fadd9 I love you Marvin: Bbmaj7 I love you Whizzer, Charlotte, & Cordelia: Fadd9 I love you Marvin: Bbmaj7 I love you Marvin, Whizzer, Charlotte, & Cordelia: F Who'd have thought that we four F6/9 Would end up as lovers
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