Chords with lyrics
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - "I Could If I Wanted To"
Performed by: Santino Fontana
Tab by: The Lotus Revolution
Standard tuning
A augmentedA C#C#
Whoopty-frickin-do, an A.
What’s an A?
D MajorD
It’s just a letter on a page
E MajorE
Meant to distract us from the pain.
A augmentedA C#C#
But it’s not like any A augmentedA can make a difference in the day.
D MajorD E MajorE
Sure, I could get an A augmentedA if I wanted to get an A,
A augmentedA
But who cares about an A?
C#C# D MajorD
I don’t. I don’t care.
E MajorE
Although I could have made that grade if I did care,
A augmentedA C#C# D MajorD
But I don’t.
FF E MajorE
But I could if I wanted to!
A augmentedA C#C#
Whoopty-frickin-do, look at this guy
D MajorD E MajorE
In the red and blue striped tie,
A augmentedA
Making millions till he dies,
C#C# D MajorD
Selling bonds and stocks to other guys in ties,
E MajorE A augmentedA
Who have millions with which to buy a bunch of bonds and stocks and ties.
C#C#
I’d rather die, which I will,
D MajorD E MajorE A augmentedA
Eventually of course, but in the meantime I could make millions
C#C#
Selling stocks and bonds and ties
D MajorD
If I tried.
E MajorE
But I don’t.
A augmentedA
But I could.
C#C# D MajorD
But I don’t.
FF E MajorE A augmentedA C#C# D MajorD
But I could if I wanted to, yeah!
FF E MajorE A augmentedA
Yeah, I could if I wanted to!
C#C# D MajorD FF E MajorE
Who cares?
A augmentedA C#C#
Whoopty-fricking-do a happy dad
D MajorD E MajorE
With his big dad calves and his stupid baseball cap
A augmentedA C#C#
And his t-ball shirt and dumb ass son
D MajorD E MajorE
Throwing a ball like it’s sooo important to know how to throw a ball.
A augmentedA
Whoopty-fricking-do.
C#C# D MajorD
Who cares about throwing a ball or having a kid?
E MajorE
It’ll get you nowhere in life,
A augmentedA
Not like getting anywhere matters.
C#C# D MajorD
Although, I guess it does if you care,
E MajorE A augmentedA
Which I don’t.
C#C#
But I could.
D MajorD
But I don’t.
FF E MajorE A augmentedA C#C# D MajorD
But I could if I wanted to, yeah!
FF E MajorE A augmentedA
Whoopty-fricking-do if I wanted to.
C#C# D MajorD
This song sucks.
FF E MajorE A augmentedA C#C#
I could make it good if I wanted to, yeah!
FF E MajorE