Cop Rock - Baby Merchant chords by Soundtracks

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)


Key: Ebm

Intro:
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Verse 1:
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When you’re shopping for a dream come true
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A little package in a pink or blue
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All depends on who you’re talking to
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Now don’t you worry ‘bout a thing
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Cause you know I got the goods for you (yeah)

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The city gives you such a run-around
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Those pencil pushes only put you down
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But lawyers ain’t the only game in town
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That’s a migraine and a half
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I won’t put you through

Chorus:
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I’m the Baby Merchant, Tots-R-Us
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I give you all the service with no damn fuss
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Give the Baby Merchant just a week or two
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 I’ll have your baby for you

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 Oo-woo-oo-oo, yeah

Verse 2:
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I always got a good supply at hand
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Deliver anything that you demand
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A piece of heaven for eleven grand
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That's a small price to pay
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For a toddler today

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It ain't a question of morality
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I'm not concerned with any trumped-up illegality
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We're just on big happy family
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It's a pleasure doing business
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The American Way

Chorus:
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I’m the Baby Merchant, Tots-R-Us
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I give you all the service with no damn fuss
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Give the Baby Merchant just a week or two
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 I’ll have your baby for you

Bridge:
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Picture yourself in your house with a new son or daughter
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No one at all has to know
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That the parents who brought her up bought her

Chorus:
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From the Baby Merchant, Tots-R-Us
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I give you all the service with no damn fuss
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Give the Baby Merchant just a week or two
Ab
 I’ll have your baby
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 I'll have your baby for you
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 I'll have your baby for you