Chords with lyrics
Tuning: Standard (E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD G+G BB E MajorE)
Key: EbmEbm
Intro:
EbmEbm GbGb AbAb x4
Verse 1:
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When youâre shopping for a dream come true
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A augmentedA little package in a pink or blue
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All depends on who youâre talking to
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Now donât you worry âbout a thing
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Cause you know I got the goods for you (yeah)
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The city gives you such a run-around
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Those pencil pushes only put you down
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But lawyers ainât the only game in town
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Thatâs a migraine and a half
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I wonât put you through
Chorus:
EbmEbm GbGb DbDb AbAb
Iâm the Baby Merchant, Tots-R-Us
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I give you all the service with no damn fuss
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Give the Baby Merchant just a week or two
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Iâll have your baby for you
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Oo-woo-oo-oo, yeah
Verse 2:
EbmEbm GbGb AbAb
I always got a good supply at hand
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Deliver anything that you demand
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A augmentedA piece of heaven for eleven grand
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That's a small price to pay
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For a toddler today
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It ain't a question of morality
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I'm not concerned with any trumped-up illegality
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We're just on big happy family
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It's a pleasure doing business
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The American Way
Chorus:
EbmEbm GbGb DbDb AbAb
Iâm the Baby Merchant, Tots-R-Us
EbmEbm GbGb DbDb AbAb
I give you all the service with no damn fuss
EbmEbm GbGb DbDb BbM7Bbm7
Give the Baby Merchant just a week or two
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Iâll have your baby for you
Bridge:
GbGb AbAb EbmEbm
Picture yourself in your house with a new son or daughter
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No one at all has to know
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That the parents who brought her up bought her
Chorus:
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From the Baby Merchant, Tots-R-Us
EbmEbm GbGb DbDb AbAb
I give you all the service with no damn fuss
EbmEbm GbGb DbDb BbM7Bbm7
Give the Baby Merchant just a week or two
AbAb
Iâll have your baby
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I'll have your baby for you
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I'll have your baby for you