Chords with lyrics
Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)
Difficulty: Novice
Verse 1:
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When I first meet Hammer I stumble and stammer
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'Cause thats what it says to do in the script
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But whenever I would practice that was just an act this
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Is all so real - He’s so well equipped
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Falling into Nathan’s eyes is easy
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I don’t even realize he’s cheesy
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'Cause jeez he’s so great...Wait
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But it’s not about Nate
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Gotta concentrate
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‘Cause I’m looking for internal truth and not a date
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No it’s not all about Nate
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‘Cause it’s all about the art
Chorus:
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Perfect, mysterious, comes from above
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Magic as a magic thing and lovely as love
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A augmentedA gift from Olympus, who send me the muse
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And shoes
Verse 2:
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If I walk with a twitch in the scene in the kitchen
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First date jitters aren’t to blame
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'Cause all Penny feels are these nine inch heels
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Which are gonna make me fall and die and aren’t in frame
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But my death-scene pumps are really dreamy
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Right when Billy dumps my corpse, it’s steamy
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To see me all - wait
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Oh I’m sorry I lost my train of thought I’m being such a bimbo!
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But if it's not about shoes
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Even if they’re sweet
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They should focus on my tragedy and not my feet
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No it's not about shoes
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When it’s all about the art
Chorus:
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Memory, method, primal and deep
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All Stanislavsky, Strasberg, and Streep
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Truth, Mr. Lipton, that’s how you build
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The guild
Verse 3:
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But it’s not about the guild
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I’d be killed If I shilled For the guild
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On somebody else’s time
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Then again, I sort of was killed
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The Guild season one available on DVD plus new episodes at the
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Watchtheguild.com we also have t-shirts
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(JOSS) Felicia!
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Catch the guild fever
Bridge:
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My tortured actor’s process
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Stand here and do what Joss says
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Remember that its not about
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The weird beard on otto
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The beer and clamato
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The hair in the cheese and
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The Guild’s second season
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And brand new day Neil
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That intro’s unreal
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A augmentedA horse - not too shabby
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Now steady’s all crabby
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The soldier boy extra
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Good times - No, I’ll text ya
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The red bull Neil’s drinking
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I’m dead and I’m blinking
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And Joss’ ungluing
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When I mention pooing
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Which I’m always doing
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I mean mentioning pooing
Outtro:
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(freely) I mean art
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Art
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Art’s really easy-