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Commentary - Better Than Neil chords by Soundtracks

Chords with lyrics

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Difficulty: Novice


Intro:
Chord diagramG minorGm
Hey Ladies, Sit down, relax
Chord diagramC minorCm               Chord diagramBb majorBb
I got a story to tell...

Verse 1:
Chord diagramC minorCm
Every night I lie awake
Chord diagramBb majorBb
With sorrow in my chest
Chord diagramC minorCm
I think of NPH and wonder
Chord diagramBb majorBb
Is he getting rest?
Chord diagramG minorGm
Does he know each second
Chord diagramC minorCm
He’s only second best?
Chord diagramEb MajorEb
Tossing in his bed
Chord diagramFF
What’s he wearing? Dread?

Chorus:
Chord diagramBb majorBb
I’m better
Chord diagramG minorGm
Better than Neil
Chord diagramFF
In so many ways
Chord diagramEb MajorEb
It’s almost unreal
Chord diagramBb majorBb
Oh sure he can sing
Chord diagramG minorGm
And piggies can squeal
Chord diagramFF
It’s not a big deal
Chord diagramEb MajorEb
I’m better

Verse 2:
Chord diagramC minorCm
So he was on Broadway
Chord diagramBb majorBb
While I was on the soaps
Chord diagramC minorCm
Who’s got the high score
Chord diagramBb majorBb
on "Ninja Ropes"
Chord diagramG minorGm
Who’s got a bullet-proof
Chord diagramC minorCm
Car like the Pope’s?
Chord diagramEb MajorEb
Look at Neil mackin’
Chord diagramFF
So sad he’s so lackin’

Verse 3:
Chord diagramC minorCm
He makes seven figures
Chord diagramBb majorBb
And get Emmy nods
Chord diagramC minorCm
I make seven layer
     Chord diagramBb majorBb
Bean dip of the gods
Chord diagramG minorGm
I’m also in Halo 3
Chord diagramC minorCm
What are the odds?
Chord diagramEb MajorEb
Now my ears are ringin’
Chord diagramFF
‘Cause all the girls are singin’

Chorus:
Chord diagramBb majorBb
I’m better
Chord diagramG minorGm
Better than Neil
Chord diagramFF
At so many things
Chord diagramEb MajorEb
It’s hard to conceal
Chord diagramBb majorBb
Oh sure he does magic
Chord diagramG minorGm
Magic’s not real
Chord diagramFF
How dumb do you feel?
Chord diagramEb MajorEb
I’m better

Verse 4:
Chord diagramC minorCm
Neil played a kid doctor
Chord diagramBb majorBb
Well, so did I, dude
Chord diagramC minorCm
But I was much younger
Chord diagramBb majorBb
And totally nude
Chord diagramG minorGm
Neil kept that white coat on
Chord diagramC minorCm
Great Doctor Prude
Chord diagramEb MajorEb
Look there Felicia goes
Chord diagramFF
Another deal you couldn’t close, yeah

Verse 5:
Chord diagramC minorCm
I wink at a woman
Chord diagramBb majorBb
She needs a drink - Stat!
Chord diagramC minorCm
She knows I get everything
Chord diagramBb majorBb
I’m aiming at
Chord diagramG minorGm
Except for the Pope car
Chord diagramC minorCm
I lied about that
Chord diagramEb MajorEb
At least I’m not prone
Chord diagramFF
To singing alone

Bridge:
            Chord diagramBb majorBb
Look at his smallness
               Chord diagramG minorGm
Compared to my tallness
             Chord diagramC minorCm
My porcelain doll-ness
              Chord diagramFF
My port-in-a-squallness
               Chord diagramBb majorBb
My kids-in-the-Hallness
                Chord diagramG minorGm
My Pink-Floyd’s "The Wall"-ness
                  Chord diagramC minorCm
My three parts of gaulness
                Chord diagramFF
My just all-in-allness
                Chord diagramBb majorBb
My wonderful me-ness
                Chord diagramFF           Chord diagramDmDm
My hammer - the people can tell
Chord diagramEb MajorEb               Chord diagramDmDm
That I’m awfully swell
Chord diagramEb MajorEb                     Chord diagramDmDm
While Neil has a weird smell
Chord diagramEb MajorEb               Chord diagramFF
I’m just saying: Purell

Chorus:
Chord diagramBb majorBb
I’m better
Chord diagramG minorGm
Better than Neil
Chord diagramFF
At - where do I start?
Chord diagramEb MajorEb
Romantic appeal
Chord diagramBb majorBb
We both went for Penny
Chord diagramG minorGm
And who copped a feel?
Chord diagramFF
The true man of steel
Chord diagramEb MajorEb
I’m better than Neil

Chorus:
Chord diagramBb majorBb
Yeah yeah yeah
Chord diagramG minorGm
I’m better than Neil
Chord diagramFF
Just jumped off a moving
Chord diagramEb MajorEb
Automobile
Chord diagramBb majorBb
He plays with his phone
Chord diagramG minorGm
While tires they squeal
Chord diagramFF
It’s my scene to steal
Chord diagramEb MajorEb
I' m better than Neil

Outtro:
Chord diagramBb majorBb Chord diagramG minorGm Chord diagramFF Chord diagramEb MajorEb
Oo oo oo oo... improv, repeat until tired

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