Guitar chords with lyrics
INTRO: E minorEm C majorC Verse 1: B7B7 E minorEm I was hot G+G I went to parties a lot Y'know? A minorAm I was driving Lamborghinis BbmBbm Sipping super-dry martinis C majorC B7B7 In the tiniest bikinis on a yacht E minorEm But I was depressed G+G Also completely obsessed A minorAm An unhappy beauty queen A#mA#m Who dreamed to be Miss Argentina B7B7 I had such low self-esteem I was a mess A minorAm So I gave it all up for the netherworld E minorEm I've been here forever, girl D MajorD If I was more clever, girl G+G I would've stuck it out B7B7 Knowing what life's about
Bridge: A minorAm Pain and joy and suffering G+G Failing but recovering F# minorF#m I'll tell you another thing B minorBm C majorC Everyone here is alone Bm7Bm7 So if you are breathing B7B7 Go home! E minorEm If I knew then B7B7 What I know now E minorEm I would have looked within and let love in somehow E minorEm If I only knew A minorAm E minorEm The truth back then B7B7 I wouldn't have had my little "accident" INTRO: E minorEm E MajorE B7B7 Verse 2: B7B7 E minorEm Don't be blind G+G You left your whole life behind A minorAm See a shrink, Call a priest BbmBbm Ask the recently deceased C majorC B7B7 Death is final and you cannot press rewind A minorAm Don't jump when the light is red E minorEm Toasters should be used for bread D MajorD Never smoke cigars in bed G+G B7B7 Nietzsche was right, y'know, to live is to suffer, bro A minorAm Don't cheat on the one you wed G+G Never whip a thoroughbred B7B7 Angry pygmys shrunk his head B7B7 C majorC Why did it take death to see B7B7 Happiness was up to me? E minorEm If I knew then B7B7 What I know now I would've laughed and danced E minorEm And lanced every sacred cow I thought I knew A minorAm But I was wrong B7B7 'Cause life is short E minorEm But death is super long I exploded! Instrumental F#7A#7 D#m7D#m7 G# minorG#m A#mA#m B7B7 E MajorE BB C7C7 F minorFm If I knew then (If I knew) C7C7 What I know now C7C7 I would've crossed every line And drank all the wine F minorFm Before my final bow FF If I knew (If I knew) A#mA#m C majorC The things that now I know C7C7 I would ride the highs and cherish the lows Going, it's a quick trick 'round the rodeo C majorC C7C7 So before they lower the curtain, be certain to enjoy the show F minorFm That's what I know! Life is short but death is long D#D# Here, one minute then it's gone C#C# Thought I knew but I was wrong FF F minorFm If I only knew what I know now!