Chords with lyrics
Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)
Difficulty: Advanced
Verse:
BETELGEUSE:
FF
You could use a buddy--
Bb majorBb
Don't you want a pal?
(Yes I do! Yes I do!)
G minorGm
Girl, the way I see it
C majorC
Your daddy should be leavin'
FF
And you should stick around!
N.C.
(And kill him!)
LYDIA:
N.C.
What?
Pre-chorus:
BETELGEUSE:
N.C.
Nothing
C majorC Bb majorBb
So, Lydia, don't end yourself
BbmBbm
Defend yourself
FF AbAb
Daddy is the one you should maim
FF BbmBbm
Together we'll exterminate, assassinate
LYDIA:
N.C.
No!
Chorus:
BETELGEUSE:
N.C.
The finer points can wait
F#F# FF
But first you gotta say my name!
BbmBbm
Go ahead and jump but that won't stop him
F#F#
Here you got a solid plan BB option
C#C#
I can bring your daddy so much pain
AbAb
All you gotta do is say my name!
BbmBbm
Girl, just say it three times in a row
F#F#
Then you won't believe how far I'll go
EbmEbm
I'm on the bench, but coach
Bb7Bb7
Just put me in the game
BbmBbm
All you gotta do is say my name
LYDIA, spoken:
N.C.
I don't know your name
BETELGEUSE, spoken:
N.C.
Well, I can't SAY it
LYDIA, spoken:
N.C.
How 'bout a game of charades?
BETELGEUSE, spoken:
N.C.
Yes, let's play it
LYDIA, spoken:
N.C.
Two words
BETELGEUSE, spoken:
N.C.
Right
LYDIA, spoken:
N.C.
Second word
BETELGEUSE, spoken:
N.C.
Uh-huh
LYDIA, spoken:
N.C.
Drink?
BETELGEUSE, spoken:
N.C.
No
LYDIA, spoken:
N.C.
Beverage?
BETELGEUSE, spoken:
N.C.
No
LYDIA, spoken:
N.C.
Wine?
BETELGEUSE, spoken:
N.C.
No
LYDIA, spoken:
N.C.
Juice?
BETELGEUSE, spoken:
N.C.
Yes!
LYDIA, spoken:
N.C.
Okay
N.C.
First word
BETELGEUSE, spoken:
N.C.
Okay
LYDIA, spoken:
N.C.
Bug?
BETELGEUSE, spoken:
N.C.
No
LYDIA, spoken:
N.C.
Ant?
BETELGEUSE, spoken:
N.C.
Close, but no
LYDIA, spoken:
N.C.
Beetle?
BETELGEUSE, spoken:
N.C.
Yes!
LYDIA, spoken:
N.C.
Betelgeuse?
BETELGEUSE, spoken:
N.C.
Wow, I'm impressed
N.C.
And all you gotta do is say my name three times
N.C.
Three times in a row it must be spoken
N.C.
Unbroken
N.C.
Ready?
LYDIA, spoken:
N.C.
Yeah
BETELGEUSE, spoken:
N.C.
Okay, go...
LYDIA, spoken:
N.C.
Betelgeuse...
BETELGEUSE, spoken:
N.C.
Yes
LYDIA, spoken:
N.C.
Betelgeuse...
BETELGEUSE, spoken:
N.C.
Yes
LYDIA, spoken:
N.C.
Beeeeeeeeeeeeee....
BETELGEUSE, spoken:
N.C.
Oh, oh, this is gonna be so good-
LYDIA, spoken:
N.C.
-cause
BETELGEUSE, spoken:
N.C.
What?
Verse:
LYDIA:
Eb MajorEb
You're so smart
A augmentedA stand up bro
AbAb
I'll think about your offer
Let you know
C minorCm
But I prefer my chances down below
Oh, Betelgeuse
BETELGEUSE, spoken:
N.C.
Yes!
LYDIA:
N.C.
Betelgeuse
BETELGEUSE, spoken:
N.C.
Yes!
Verse:
LYDIA:
Eb MajorEb
Being young and female doesn't mean that I'm an easy mark
AbAb
I've been swimming with piranhas
I don't need a shark
C minorCm
Yes, life sucks
But not that much
Ok, Betelgeuse
Betelgeuse
Eb MajorEb AbAb
Be a doll and spare the lecture
Bridge:
BETELGEUSE:
Bb majorBb
I'm offering you a full-time spectre
LYDIA:
Bb majorBb
Are you any good?
BETELGEUSE:
AbAb
You bet'cha
Trust me, baby!
LYDIA:
Eb MajorEb
I just met ya
G minorGm C minorCm
Really it's a flattering offer
BETELGEUSE:
Bb7Bb7
Don't you wanna see Dad suffer?
LYDIA:
Eb MajorEb Eb MajorEb Bb majorBb
I think I'd rather just jump off
BETELGEUSE:
N.C.
No!
LYDIA:
Bb majorBb
I may be suicidal
Bb majorBb AbAb Bb7Bb7
But Betelgeuse, it's not as if I've lost my mind
BETELGEUSE, spoken:
So
Playing hardball, huh?
You are tougher than you look
LYDIA, spoken:
N.C.
Just wanna make sure I know who I'm working with
N.C.
Got any references?
BARBARA, spoken:
N.C.
Lydia, there you are!
ADAM, spoken:
N.C.
Are you alright?
BETELGEUSE, spoken:
N.C.
A-Dog, B-Town, my old pals!
ADAM, spoken:
N.C.
Get away from her!
N.C.
Lydia, this is a dangerously unstable individual
BETELGEUSE POSESSES BARBARA AND ADAM:
BARBARA:
N.C.
Betelgeuse is sexy!
ADAM:
N.C.
Betelgeuse is smart!
BARBARA & ADAM:
BJ is a graduate of Juilliard!
G+G
He can help
We found him on Yelp
D MajorD
Our troubles all landed on the day that we befriended him
F#F#
Every word is the truth
G+G A augmentedA D MajorD
Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse!
BARBARA, spoken:
N.C.
What the heck was that?
ADAM, spoken:
N.C.
So violating!
BETELGEUSE, spoken:
N.C.
There you go, kid. Couple of five-star reviews
LYDIA, spoken:
N.C.
What was that?
BETELGEUSE, spoken:
N.C.
That was possession
N.C.
Any ghost can do that in less than one lesson
LYDIA, spoken:
N.C.
Any ghost?
BETELGEUSE, spoken:
N.C.
Pretty much, any ghost'll do sure
LYDIA, spoken:
N.C.
Then, Betelgeuse, what do I need you for?
BETELGEUSE:
N.C.
Woah, woah, woah woah woah!
G+G
Hold up- hold up, girl, I'm your pal
D MajorD
They're sweet, but I'm a demon straight from Hell
C majorC
I know, I went a little hard on the sell
C minorCm
But we're BF-F-F-F's forever!
BETELGEUSE gets pushed off the roof of the house by LYDIA:
N.C.
Agh!
ADAM AND BARBARA, spoken:
Lydia!
LYDIA, spoken:
N.C.
What? He was already dead
N.C.
And you heard what he said, any ghost can do that possession stuff
Chorus:
sung:
C majorC
We don't need that demon
C majorC
The three of us alone can wreck dad's evening
G+G
Together we can make a grown man weep
D MajorD
Guys, I got a dinner date to keep
ADAM, spoken:
N.C.
Okay, so what's the plan?
LYDIA (WITH ADAM & BARBARA):
C majorC
Teach dad a lesson
C majorC
He's gonna freak when we possess him
C majorC
So he wants the perfect daughter
C minorCm
I'll lead that lamb to slaughter
C minorCm
Yeah, I got game!
E minorEm
I'm gonna make him say my name
(Make him say your name)
E minorEm
I'll make him say my name
(Make him say your name)
C majorC
I'll make him say my name
(Make him say your name)
C minorCm
Not running away!
E minorEm
I'll make him say my name!