Tuning: G C E A (G C E A) Intro: F# A#m B C# DELIA: F# The universe A#m B C# Is more than just space with no end F# La-la-la-la-la! A#m B C# Just think of the universe as a female best friend And you can be like G#m B "Hey, Universe, what's happening, girl?" F# And she'll be like A#m B "Oh, nothing - just running the world."
G#m And you'll be like "What?" F# B And the universe will be like "I know!" D#m You're on the right track, girl I got your back, girl B C# I'm helping you grow G#m Think positive Act positive B C# You are a child of the Earth! (spoken) N.C. Life-coaching! Nailing it! (sung) F# Time to take command A#m You dictate the hand B C# The universe deals Look! F# Science makes no sense A#m Who needs evidence? B C# Go with your feels G#m I'm like a radio B Tuned to the stars C# I found my frequency Crystals speak to me LYDIA, spoken: What are they saying? DELIA, spoken: N.C. Buy more crystals! Chorus: (sung) F# G# Everything, everything happens for a reason B Be a beacon of light in the world F# C# Put a little alright in the world F# There is spiritual guides above G# Look up and see 'em! B Perception is reality D#m E Just listen to the melody the universe sings B F# 'Cause everything- everything happens for a reason LYDIA, spoken: Gee, I hate to break it to you (sung) F Am B C The universe is just the contents of time, matter and space DELIA, spoken: Yeah- LYDIA, sung: F Am Bb C Ninety-one billion light-years across and the Earth's a small place Gm7 Where good people die- DELIA, spoken: No- LYDIA, spoken: Yeah (sung) C7 In famine and wars F Am The Pacific Islands are sinking Bb C But negative thinking is hardly the cause Gm C You think life is all unicorns and rainbows 'cause you're bored D C Bb And positivity is a luxury that few can afford Gm We're gonna die Yes, you and I Bb C In meaninglessness and alone~ Bridge: DELIA: N.C. No no no! Dm No! Gm7 One day you may wake up alone LYDIA, spoken: N.C. Okay? DELIA: Dm7 'Cause your husband and his boyfriend bought a boat Ebmaj7 And then they sailed away to Rome LYDIA, spoken: N.C. That's specific DELIA: Bb So you cry yourself to sleep in deep despair F Talking to the walls 'cause there's no one there B And you have to buy a cat F# 'Cause that's your last chance to have a family F Take it from me! B That your aging ass will have to believe that-! Chorus: F G7 Everything- everything happens for a reason Bb Put some more fun in the world F C A little "I AM STILL YOUNG" in the world F G Be prepared to take your eggs and freeze 'em- LYDIA, spoken: N.C. Is this still about me? DELIA: Eb 'Cause everything- everything happens LYDIA: Sounds like terrible things can happen C Because the universe is random DELIA, spoken: Yes, but (sung) F Random for a reason! LYDIA: No reason!
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