Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E) Intro: Bsus2 D/B A/B Verse 1: Bsus Bsus2 Bdim7 B(add2) Lydia: Way back when I was just ten, simple and sweet E/B Bmaj7 A(add2) E Ev'- ry - where fellas would stare out on the street A/E E A/E E A/E E C#m7 B/D# E(add2) A9 And I felt used kinda confused I would refuse to look in their eyes. C#7 F#7sus But now I really love creepy old guys (Barbara/Delia: We all do!)
Verse 2: Bsus2 Barbara: Gum Disease Bdim7 Delia: Skin like grilled cheese B(add2) Lydia: Saggy old asses (Delia: Saggy old asses!) Asus2 A E Lydia: Cute and vile (Barbara/Delia/Adam: Hey baby smile!) Lydia: To each girl that passes C#m7 B/D# E A Barbara: They make me blush Delia: Can't get enough Lydia: Now one of them loves me, wants to be mine Bb B (Barbara/Delia/Adam: That's right!) C C#7 F#7 B Lydia: I'm marrying my own creepy old guy (Beetlejuice: I'm a creepy old guy!) Chorus: F#7 E B7#9 My creepy old guy my creepy old guy, I'm so happy I could cry D#m7 E C#7 F#7 Barbara/Delia: Girls may seem disgusted, but we're actually just shy Asus2 E/G# Lydia: My creepy old groom Barbara: Her creepy old groom Em/G G#m B7sus/F# C#7sus Barbara/Delia: Play that wedding tune! Lydia: Hey folks steps aside C#7 (Beetlejuice: Ya know, I am older. But im glad I waited) E/F# F#7 E/F# F#7 Bsus/F# B D/B A6/B E/B Lydia: 'Cause here comes the bride I am marrying my creepy old guy B E/B B D/B A6/B G7sus My creepy old guy! Verse 3: B Cdim7 C Fix his hair get him prepared for armageddon Bb(add2) F Bb/F F Bb/F Barbara: Sure the groom crawled out of a tomb Delia: But hey it's a wedding Dm7 C/E F(add2) Bb13#11 Lydia: So dim the lights pick up some rice say something nice it's my day to shine D7 G7 C I'm getting hitched to my creepy old guy Chorus: C7 F6 C Barbara/Delia: Creepy old guy creepy old guy. She's marrying a creepy old guy Em7 F(add2) D7 G7 Charles: Have you guys seen Lolita? This is just like that but fine Bb(add2) F(add2)/A Fm/Ab Am7 C7/G D7sus D7 Adam/Barbara: Creepy old dude, creepy old dude A/B/C/D: Our faith has been renewed and love is alive Bridge: F(add2) C/E F(add2) C/E Dm7 C Gm7 Lydia: Wave your baby girl goodbye. I am walking down the isle. I wanna see a tear in ev'ry eye as i pass by Am9/C Bb/D I know that on the outside he's disgusting and even on the inside hes disgusting Dbmaj7 C7sus F Ab/F Bb/F B/F A/B but i know that this time im making things right, with my family by my side Verse 4: E/F# B Bdim7 B Beetlejuice: O.M.G, I'm dressed to a "T", fancy and formal A E A/E I found me a wife, L'chaim to life! This is so normal E C#m7 B/D# E(add2) A9 I was ignored, but now I'm adored, cuz I extorted, tortured, and lied. C#7sus F#7 Give it up for my underage bride! F# E B All: Here comes the bride! Here comes the bride! God be glorified! N.C. I can't believe some cultures think this kind of thing's alright A(add2) E(add2)/G# Em/G G#m7 F#m7 C#7sus Lydia: My creepy old guy, my creepy old guy, doesn't he deserve a chance at life? C#7 Beetlejuice: Oh, yeah that's right E(add2)/F# E/F# F#7sus B D/B C#/B C/B B D/B C#/B C/B B D E Lydia: So lets make him alive. I am marrying my creepy old guy! (Add Barbara) (Add Delia) E/F# N.C. B Yeah!
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