Guitar chords with lyrics
{Intro]
E MajorE 
F#F# 
A augmentedA E MajorE
Verse:
E MajorE
Freshman year
E MajorE
I didn't have a girlfriend or a clue
E MajorE
I was a loser just like you
E MajorE A augmentedA 
G+G
Good times would only soar by
E MajorE
I was gross
E MajorE
As every female would attest
E MajorE
My sexting was a futile quest
E MajorE
My little penis was depressed
E MajorE A augmentedA
He was so lonely
A augmentedA E MajorE
Poor guy
F#F#
I was hopeless, hopeless
F#F#
I was helpless, helpless
A augmentedA
Every time I'd walk the hallway
G+G
I would trip
G+G
I was
BB
Stagnant and idle
BB
I was
C# minorC#m
So suicidal
BB
And then
BB
Then, then
BB
Then, then
BB
Then, then
BB
Then, then
BB
Then, then
BB E MajorE
Then, then I got a Squip
Instrumental:
E MajorE F#F# G+G A augmentedA
Chorus:
A augmentedA E MajorE
It's from Japan
E MajorE F#F#
It's a gray, oblong pill
C majorC A augmentedA
Quantum nano-technology CPU
E MajorE F#F#
The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until
C majorC G+G A augmentedA
It implants in your brain and it tells you what to do
A augmentedA E MajorE
It's from Japan
E MajorE F#F#
It's a gray, oblong pill
C majorC A augmentedA
Quantum nano-technology CPU
E MajorE F#F#
The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until
C majorC G+G A augmentedA
It implants in your brain and it tells you what to do
A augmentedA
It tells you what to do
A augmentedA BB
It's preprogrammed (Ohhhhh)
BB
It's amazing (Ohhhhh)
C majorC 
D MajorD
Speaks to you directly (Ohhhhh Ah ah)
A augmentedA
You behave as (Ohhhhh)
BB
It's appraising (Ohhhhh)
C majorC D MajorD
Helps you act correctly (Ohhhhh)
E MajorE F#F#
Helps you to be cool
A augmentedA C majorC E MajorE
It helps you rule
Verse:
E MajorE
Picture this:
E MajorE
Nobody cares if you are late
E MajorE
'Cause even teachers think you're great
E MajorE A augmentedA
Your weekend's just a full on slate of blowout benders
E MajorE
Of teenage rockstar splendor
E MajorE
Right now you're
F#F#
Helpless, helpless
F#F#
You are
F#F#
Almost hopeless
F#F# A augmentedA
On the school's social map you're just a blip
BB
But if you
C# minorC#m
Take my advice and if you pay the listed price
F#F#
Well, then you go from sad to interesting
A augmentedA
To hip - Your whole life will flip!
BB E MajorE
When you buy a Squip!
Outro:
E MajorE C# minorC#m C majorC
Hey, yeah, a Squip! (Ahhh, ahhhh)
E MajorE C# minorC#m C majorC
Oh, a Squip (Ahhh, ahhhh)
E MajorE C# minorC#m C majorC
Hey, yeah! (Ahhh, ahhhh)
BB E MajorE C majorC
No longer a drip when you got in your grip
C majorC
A augmentedA Squip
D MajorD
A augmentedA Squip
E MajorE F#F# G+G E MajorE
