Chords with lyrics
Tuning: G C E A (G C E A)
The Squip:
Cm F
Christine is begging for assistance, Jeremy!
Bb
She's helpless and craving
Eb
She clearly needs saving
Cm
And you hold the key, Wo-ah!
F
Jeremy
Bb
If you get her corrected
Eb
You'll both be connected
Cm
Literally, Wo-oah
Bb Ab
She's lost and overcome with hesita-a-ation
Bb Ab
She wished she knew what life was all about
Ab Gm
A Squip can fix her current situa-ation
Fm
Things improve without a doubt
Gm
It'll be you who helped her out
Cm
Let's save the pitiful children
All:
Ab G
Woah
The Squip:
Cm
Let's save the pitiful children
The Squip & All:
Db Ab
Woah
The Squip:
Cm Ab
Let’s teach the pitiful children, who just haven’t a clue
Fm
Just what to do
G Cm
He-elp them to he-e-elp you
Jeremy, spoken:
Cm
Ladies running shoes? There's gotta be enough SQUIPS in here for..
The Squip, spoken:
Bb
The entire school? Now put those pills in that beaker and fill it with Mountain Dew!
(sung)
Cm F
Can you see the vision clearly, Jeremy?
Bb
People embracing
Eb
And interfacing
Cm
Beep bop boop boop
Bb Ab
Christine will be so thoroughly deli-i-ghted
Bb Ab
When you improve the lives of all her peers
Ab Gm
Sync the school, get everyone united
F G
Jocks and geeks will hug and chat, while--
Jenna Rolan, spoken:
Scuse me, what the frick is that?
Jeremy, spoken:
A supercomputer from Japan that solves all your problems...
Uh, and mountain dew
Jenna Rolan, spoken:
Okay!
(sung)
Ab Bb Cm G
Aaaaaaaah, yeah!
Jeremy & The Squip:
Cm
Let's save the pitiful children!
Jenna Rolan:
Ab G
Wo-oah
Jeremy & The Squip:
Cm
Let's save the pitiful children!
Jenna Rolan:
Db Ab
Beep bop boo beep bop boo beep bop boo beep
Jeremy & The Squip:
Cm Ab
Let’s teach the pitiful children, who just haven’t a clue
The Squip:
G
Just what to do
Cm
He-elp them to he-elp you
Jenna Rolan:
Ab G
(vocalizing)
Cm Ab G Cm Db Ab Cm Ab G
Instrumental:
JEREMY & THE SQUIP & ALL:
Cm
Let's save the pitiful children
The Squip:
Ab G
Beep beep beep beep boop
All:
Cm
Let's save the pitiful children
The Squip:
Db Ab
Squip, Squip, Squip, Squip, Squip, Squip, Squip, Squip
All:
Cm Ab
Let’s teach the pitiful children, who just haven’t a clue
The Squip:
Bb
If that's what we do
Bb
If that's what we do, then
All:
Ab Cm Fm Db Ab
Everything about us is going to be wonderful
Students:
Db Ab
We love everything about Squips
All:
Ab Cm Fm Db Ab
Everything about us is going to be so alive
Students:
Db Ab
We could never live without SQUIPs
The Squip:
Db Eb
You won't feel left out or unsure
All:
Db Eb
Not pitiful children anymore, 'Cause
Ab Fm Db
Everything about us is going to be cool
Db Ab Fm Ab
When... we... rule!-