Chords with lyrics
Verse 1:
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i am hanging in the bathroom
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at the biggest party of the fall
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i could stay right here or disappear
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and nobody'd even notice at all
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i'm a creeper in a bathroom
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cause my buddy kinda left me alone
E MajorE BB
but i'd rather fake pee than stand awkwardly
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and pretend to check a text on my phone
Pre-Chorus 1:
AbmAbm
Everything felt fine
BB
when i was half of a pair
AbmAbm
and through no fault of mine
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there's no other half there
Chorus 1:
E MajorE BB
Now I'm just Michael in the bathroom
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Michael in the bathroom at a party
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Forget how long its been
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I'm just Michael in the bathroom
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Michael in the bathroom at a party
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No, you can't come in
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I'm waiting it out 'til it's time to leave
E MajorE F# minorF#m
and picking at grout while I softly grieve
E MajorE BB
I'm just Michael who you don't know
C# minorC#m F#F#
Michael flying solo
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Michael in the bathroom by himself
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All by himself
Verse 2:
E MajorE BB
I am hiding, but he's out there
A augmentedA BB C# minorC#m
Just ignoring all our history
E MajorE BB
Memories get erased and I'll get replaced
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With a newer, cooler version of me
Pre-Chorus 2:
AbmAbm
And I hear a drunk girl
BB
Singing along to Whitney through the door (I wanna dance with somebody!)
AbmAbm
And my feelings sink cuz it makes me think
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Now there's no one to make fun of drunk girls with anymore
Chorus 2:
E MajorE BB
Now its just Michael in the bathroom
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Michael in the bathroom at a party
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I half regret the beers
E MajorE BB
I'm just Michael in the bathroom
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Michael in the bathroom at a party
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As I choke back the tears
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I'll wait as long as I need til my face is dry
E MajorE F# minorF#m
Or I'll just blame it on weed or something in my eye
E MajorE BB
I'm just Michael who you don't know
C# minorC#m F#F#
Michael flying solo
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Michael in the bathroom by himself
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Bridge:
E MajorE E MajorE E MajorE E MajorE
Knock, knock, knock, knock
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They're gonna start to shout soon
E MajorE E MajorE E MajorE E MajorE
Knock, knock, knock, knock
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Ah hell yeah I'll be out soon
FF FF FF FF
Knock, knock, knock, knock
Bb majorBb C majorC
It sucks he left me here alone
FF FF FF FF
Knock, knock, knock, knock
Bb majorBb C majorC
Here in this teenage battlezone
G+G G+G G+G G+G
Clang, clang, clang, clang
C majorC D MajorD
I feel the pressure blowing up
G+G G+G G+G G+G
Bang, bang, bang, bang
C majorC D MajorD
My big mistake was showing up
AbAb AbAb AbAb AbAb
Splash, splash, splash, splash
C#C# Eb MajorEb C# minorC#m
I throw some water in my face
F#F#
And I am in a better place
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I go to open up the door
BB
But I can't hear knocking
E MajorE
Anymore
E MajorE BB A augmentedA BB E MajorE BB A augmentedA BB
Pre-Chorus 3:
AbmAbm
And I can't help but yearn
BB
For a different time
AbmAbm
And then I look in the mirror and the present is clear
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And there's no denying I'm just
Chorus 2:
E MajorE BB
......
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........................At a party
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Is there a sadder sight
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{humming}
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Michael in the bathroom at a party
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This is a heinous night
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I wish I stayed at home in bed watching cable porn
E MajorE F# minorF#m
Or wish I offed myself instead wish I was never born
E MajorE BB
I'm just Michael who's a loner
C# minorC#m F#F#
So he must be a stoner
E MajorE B7B7
Rides a PT Cruiser
C# minorC#m F#F#
God he's such a loser
E MajorE BB
Michael flying solo
C# minorC#m F#F#
Who you think that you know
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Michael in the bathroom by himself
E MajorE BB A augmentedA BB E MajorE BB A augmentedA BB
All by himself
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All by himself
E MajorE BB C# minorC#m F#F#
All you know about me is my name
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Awesome party I'm so glad I Came