Chords with lyrics
Tuning: Standard (E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD G+G BB E MajorE)
Intro:
A augmentedA A majorA A augmentedA A majorA A/GA/G A/F# A/EA/E
Verse 1:
D MajorD A augmentedA C# minorC#m
It's not about these dumb elections (I never said it was)
D MajorD A augmentedA C# minorC#m
Don't want the cart before the horse (Of course, nobody does)
Pre-chorus:
D MajorD A augmentedA
But some of my constituents
C# minorC#m C#m/B
Claim he's skulking through their kitchens!
D MajorD A augmentedA BB
And soon I may have no recourse but to enforce the law!
N.C.
With deadly force!
Chorus:
FF Eb MajorEb DmDm C majorC
So there it is, Doc, spelled out plain. (So are we clear?)
FF Eb MajorEb DmDm C majorC
You will take no action that could derail this train! (You hear!)
Eb MajorEb Bb majorBb C minorCm G+G
You should just be grateful, we don't hang him from a tree!
AbAb Bb majorBb
So don't you go testin' our Christian charity!
Chorus:
FF Eb MajorEb DmDm C majorC
So ship him out, Doc, don't care to where. (We think that's fair!)
FF Eb MajorEb DmDm N.C.
Take the long way home because he's foulin' the air! (I swear!)
Eb MajorEb Bb majorBb C minorCm G+G
Doc we need a quarantine, we want a guarantee!
AbAb N.C. AbAb
He can't be allowed to come, he'll cause pandemonium!
AbAb Bb majorBb
So shape up and show us some Christian...
N.C.
Alright, I give you my word. Edgar will not attend the revival.
Eb MajorEb Bb majorBb C minorCm G+G
Oh no, that's just great, I knew you'd be reasonable about this
Outro:
AbAb Bb majorBb
Thank God you'll be showin' some Christian charity!
C majorC
And some dang sense!