Guitar chords with lyrics
Schadenfreude D MajorD A augmentedA Right now you are down and out B minorBm G+G and feeling really crappy D MajorD A augmentedA And when I see how sad you are B minorBm BB It sort of makes me... Happy! E MajorE A augmentedA Sorry, Nicky, human nature- D MajorD BB Nothing I can do! G+G A augmentedA It's... Schadenfreude! G+G A augmentedA D MajorD Making me feel glad that I'm not you. D MajorD A augmentedA Did you ever clap when a waitress falls B minorBm G+G and drops a tray of glasses? D MajorD A augmentedA And ain't it fun to watch figure skaters B minorBm BB falling on their asses? E MajorE A augmentedA Don't you feel all warm and cozy, D MajorD BB Watching people out in the rain! G+G A augmentedA That's... Schadenfreude! G+G A augmentedA D MajorD People taking pleasure in your pain! Oh, Schadenfreude, huh? What's that, some kinda Nazi word? Yup! It's German for happiness at the misfortune of others. Happiness at the misfortune of others. That IS German! Eb MajorEb Bb majorBb Watching a vegetarian C minorCm AbAb being told she just ate chicken Eb MajorEb Bb majorBb Or watching a frat boy realize C minorCm C majorC just what he put his dick in! FF Bb majorBb Being on an elevator Eb MajorEb C majorC when somebody shouts "Hold the door!" NO!!! AbAb Bb majorBb Schadenfreude! AbAb Bb majorBb Eb MajorEb "Fuck you lady, that's what stairs are for!" Eb MajorEb Straight-A students getting Bs? Bb majorBb Exes getting STDs! C minorCm Waking doormen from their naps! AbAb Watching tourists reading maps! Eb MajorEb Football players getting tackled! Bb majorBb CEOs getting shackled! C minorCm Watching actors never reach C majorC The ending of their Oscar speech! AbAb Bb majorBb Schadenfreude! A augmentedA BB Schadenfreude! E MajorE A augmentedA Schadenfreude! E MajorE A augmentedA Schadenfreude! E MajorE BB The world needs people like you and me C# minorC#m A augmentedA Who've been knocked around by fate E MajorE BB Cuz when ppl see us they don't wanna be us C# minorC#m C#C# and that makes them feel great F#F# BB We provide a vital service E MajorE C#C# to society A augmentedA BB you and me... Schadenfreude A augmentedA BB Making the world a better place A augmentedA BB Making the world a better place A augmentedA BB Making the world a better place E MajorE to be E MajorE S-C-H-A-D-E-N-F-R-E-U-D-E! Hilarious Musical. Hope you guys enjoy it as much as I did!