A Patrick Swayze Christmas Mystery Science Theater 3000 chords by Soundtracks

Chords with lyrics

Here's my chords for A augmentedA Patrick Swayze Christmas from MST3K. I wasn't sure about
the crazy piano parts towards the end so you can find those yourself. Leave a
comment if you find something wrong~!!!

~Whgoops

Standard Tuning
Capo 1st Fret

G+G E minorEm D MajorD C majorC G+G

G+G      E minorEm        C majorC       D MajorD
Open up your heart and let the Patrick Swayze Christmas in.
   G+G       E minorEm     C majorC        D MajorD
We'll gather at the Road House with our next of kin.
  E minorEm      C majorC      D MajorD
And Santa can be our regular Saturday night thing.
   E minorEm     G+G      C majorC        D MajorD
We'll decorate a barstool and gather round and sing.
  G+G      E minorEm       C majorC       D MajorD
Oh, let's have a Patrick Swayze Christmas this year!
G+G         E minorEm       C majorC        D MajorD
Or we'll tear your throat out and kick you in the ear...

(spoken)
Joel: Hold it, hold it a sec. Cambot, stop the music. Uh, Crow, I don't know if I
think this is an appropriate sentiment anymore for Christmas.
Crow: Hey, what? Like a good action sequence don't belong in Christmas?
Joel: Well, no, it's just that I've never heard of an action sequence in a Christmas carol before.
Crow: Well, then grab hold o' your socks, Joel Robinson, and read on!
Tom: Okay, pick it up from measure 20, Cambot. (music)...Lovely intro, though. Very tasteful.
Crow: Thank you.

G+G E minorEm D MajorD C majorC G+G

   G+G       E minorEm      C majorC        D MajorD
It's my way or the highway, this Christmas at my bar.
   G+G         E minorEm       C majorC         D MajorD
I'll have to smash your kneecaps if you bastards touch my car!
 E minorEm        C majorC       D MajorD
I got the word that Santa has been stealing from the till.
 E minorEm          G+G         C majorC          D MajorD
I think that that right jolly old elf had better make out his will!
  G+G      E minorEm       C majorC         D MajorD
Oh, let's have a Patrick Swayze Christmas, one and all.
  E minorEm       C majorC
And this can be the haziest...
E minorEm       D MajorD
This can be the laziest...
E minorEm       C majorC     D MajorD  C majorC  D MajorD    G+G