The Spongebob Squarepants Musical - I'm Not A Loser chords by Misc Musicals

Key: C

Verse 1:

C



          F    E
I’m not a loser.
        Am               E
I don’t secretly hate myself.
        F                  Fm
I’m not singing this to no one
C               E
It’s not the case that no one cares.
          F     Fm
I’m not a failure.
                 C     A
I don’t not have talent.
            Dm                Fm          G              Am
When others see me they can’t see the nobody that isn’t there.

F
Now hold on, that’s a triple negative, you can’t NOT see nobody.
Dm                                             Am
Because I’m not nobody, which can’t not be seen. Let me start over.

              Dm    Fm
My life’s not empty.
           Am             E
They don’t not like me at all.
             F
I don’t not leave the house
Fm                 C                 E
‘Cause I don’t not prefer to stay at home.
        F    Fm
I don’t stink.
          C    A
I’m not a waste.
        Dm           Fm
I’m not all alone in thinking
G           Am
That I am not all alone.

Am

F
Maybe I am a loser

Chorus:
     Am
Hey Squidward!

N.C.
Uh?

Am           G
You’re not delirious with despair
G
And you’re not calling true things false!

Am   Am
Hey Squidward!

N.C.
This is weird

Am           G
You’re not hallucinating this sea anemone chorus line at all!

N.C.
I’m not?

G

             F    E
You’re not a loser.
          C                 E
You don’t secretly hate yourself.
           F                  Fm
You’re not singing this to no one
C                E
It’s not the case that no one cares.

N.C.
Okay!

             F     Fm
You’re not a failure.
                   C    A
You don’t not have talent.
            Dm                 Fm          G              C
When others see you they can’t see the nobody that isn’t there.

Verse 2:
          Dm
I’m not a loser!
              Fm
(You’re not a loser)
           Am             E
They don’t not like me at all!
            F
I don’t not leave the house
Fm             C              E
‘Cause I don’t not prefer to stay at home! (ohhh stay at home)
         F                     Fm
I don’t stink! (ohhh you don’t stink)
          C                    A
I’m not a waste! (You’re not a waste)
            Dm       Fm              G           C
I’m not all alone in thinking that I am not all alone!

N.C.
Clarinet solo!

Instrumental:
C# A# D#m C#

N.C.
Look at me now mama!

F# F#m C# F D# G# G

C C# D D#

Gm G G#m G#

Verse 3:
          D#m                  F
I’m not a loser! (You're not a loser!)
           A#m                 F*
They don’t not like me at all!
                D#m
Oh I don’t not leave the house (Leave the house)
       F#m            Fm                A#
‘Cause I don’t not, prefer to stay at home!

N.C.
Yeah yeah yeah stay at home
N.C.
Hey! Shhhh-

         F#   F#m
I don’t stink.
          C#   A#
I’m not a waste.
        D#m
I’m not all alone in thinking
F#   D#m  G#       C#
That I’m not, not, not all alone!

Outro:
C#      F#
You are not alone!
C#      F#
You are not alone!
C#      F#                                                G#          A
You are not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not   A   lone
        D         Bm    C#
You are not, not, not, alone!