Key: F Intro: C G C G5 C I’ll have a mocha caramel latte-chino G C Made with skim milk, no whipped cream C Please put that in a Grande cup Am D C F But use the same amount of coffee G C That you’d put into a Tall C F That way, there’s about an inch F
Of extra room on top F/C To stir in my own nutmeg C Without spilling any coffee at all C What do you want? C I’ll have a tea C What kind? C Just tea? (building up) C G He’ll have your green Darjeeling tea C Which I am sure you know cannot be steeped G For more than ninety-five seconds C F Shall we? Verse 1: F So, what’s your deal? F My what? F Your deal. What are you about? C D Well I’m about five foot five I guess C F You really don’t find me funny at all? Am Funny, yes G#dim Amusing, no Ddim C But seriously Warren F C I want to know C Describe to me F Your big picture A# Gm7 Well, there’s this Picasso Chorus: G7 C Don’t start F Everyone’s got D# A# A big picture G Something they shoot for G7 C That sets them apart F We’ve all got E An awful lot Am Fm To do before we’re dead Dm C So, where do you see yourself Fm D7 In, say, five years? Verse 2: G7 G C I haven’t thought that far ahead F Are you gonna be serious? C Do I have to? F C F Well I work for an artist F Tell me what you do A7 Dm I dunno I watch his cat Dm C F And this morning I fixed his curtain rod Am Sure, okay Fdim That pays the rent Ddim C But that is not exactly F C What I meant Chorus: C When I asked to hear F Your big picture D# A# Something beyond G Your daily routine C Talk about F Your big picture A# The fairy tale ending F G That you’ve always seen F I am sure E7 There’s something more Am Fm Dm To you than doing chores F Everyone’s got a big picture in mind Verse 3: G C So, what’s yours? C Well, since you asked F A# F In five years I’ll have an amazing apartment C With bookshelves built into the walls A# F A window that looks out on someplace big C And a personal assistant who screens my calls F E The book I write will be required reading Am D To get into the seminars that I’ll be leading F That’s the plan E7 Am As far as I can see it D Fm And yet it Dm F Isn’t quite apparent C F What I’m supposed to do C To get it (slowly) C Some big picture C How’s your tea? C My what? F Your tea? F Oh, it’s sort of… gotten cold (building up) C Dm These stupid "baristas" don’t know how Dm C To heat a proper – F Deb, it’s really okay Bridge: G Am Look I know Dm That we just met Dm But it seems to me that maybe C F You might wanna get G Some perspective on C F This "big picture" D# A# "Big," after all, is G A relative term C Maybe this whole F "Big picture" A# Shouldn’t be something G On which you stand firm C You’re in a rut F E7 Who cares, so what Am C If your picture’s not quite clear? Fm I mean, you and me E Am And lukewarm tea Dm7 This could be C G C Your really big picture right here (slowly) C Oh my God, you’re right F See? F G Sitting here at Starbucks drinking mediocre coffee C with a professional cat sitter is all my life is going to amount to C That’s not really what I meant N.C No, it’s okay I’m a strong woman I can handle it Outro: (building up) C C5 Oh my God, what time is it? F I have to go G Where are you going Claire? G You don’t have to go C Please don’t – C Claire, stop C#m7 Yes I do I’m late for my appointment C#m7 Not now C#m7 Deb, there’s something I want to show you C G You can’t just leave me in the rain G And hope that things will wash away Claire G I can't G But Deb Not now G Then soon? G It's not my fault that it's raining G Yes, later Warren G Promise? G Answer me! G I promise, later Warren G It's not my fault that it is raining, is it? G Call me then G You'll call me later? G7 I'll call you later G Jesus Claire! C C7 Where are you going Claire? C D Can’t you just talk to me Claire?
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