You're A Mean One Mr Grinch Ukulele chords by Christmas Songs

Standard Tuning

Introduction:
Em    Am      Em    Am      Em    Am      B

Verse #1:
          Em           Am        A
You're a mean one, Mister Grinch

     Em        A       B
You really are a heel

           Em           Am
You're as cuddly as cactus

           A                G
You're as charming as an eel

        C          B
Mister Gr - i - nch


(silence)
You're a bad banana with a
              Em       Am
Greasy black peel


Em    Am      Em    Am      B

Verse #2 (same chords for all verses):
You're a monster, Mister Grinch
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You've got garlic in your soul
Mister Gr - i - nch

(silence)
I wouldn't touch you with a
                             Em       Am
Thirty-nine and a half foot pole


Em    Am

Verse #3:
You're a foul one, Mister Grinch
You're a nasty-wasty skunk
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk
Mister Gr - i - nch

(silence)
The three words that best describe you are as follows
              Am        B        Em
And I quote: Stink, stank, stunk


Verse #4:
You're a vile one, Mister Grinch
You have termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness of
A seasick crocodile
Mister Gr - i - nch

(silence)
Given the choice between the two of you
                      Em       Am
I'd take the seasick crocodile


Em    Am      Em    Am      B

Verse #5:
You're a rotter, Mister Grinch
You're the king of sinful sots
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched
With moldy purple spots
Mister Gr - i - nch

(silence)
Your soul is an appalling dump-heap, overflowing with the most disgraceful
assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable
                B            Em        Am
Mangled-up and tangled-up knots


Em    Am      Em    Am      B

Verse #6:
You nauseate me, Mister Grinch,
With a nauseous super "naus"
You're a crooked jerky jockey and you drive a crooked horse
Mister Gr - i - nch

(silence)
You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich
              Em        Am
With arsenic sauce


Em    Am      Em    Am     Em  B  Em