Chords with lyrics
Standard Tuning
Introduction:
Em Am Em Am Em Am B
Verse #1:
Em Am A
You're a mean one, Mister Grinch
Em A B
You really are a heel
Em Am
You're as cuddly as cactus
A G
You're as charming as an eel
C B
Mister Gr - i - nch
(silence)
You're a bad banana with a
Em Am
Greasy black peel
Em Am Em Am B
Verse #2 (same chords for all verses):
You're a monster, Mister Grinch
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You've got garlic in your soul
Mister Gr - i - nch
(silence)
I wouldn't touch you with a
Em Am
Thirty-nine and a half foot pole
Em Am
Verse #3:
You're a foul one, Mister Grinch
You're a nasty-wasty skunk
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk
Mister Gr - i - nch
(silence)
The three words that best describe you are as follows
Am B Em
And I quote: Stink, stank, stunk
Verse #4:
You're a vile one, Mister Grinch
You have termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness of
A seasick crocodile
Mister Gr - i - nch
(silence)
Given the choice between the two of you
Em Am
I'd take the seasick crocodile
Em Am Em Am B
Verse #5:
You're a rotter, Mister Grinch
You're the king of sinful sots
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched
With moldy purple spots
Mister Gr - i - nch
(silence)
Your soul is an appalling dump-heap, overflowing with the most disgraceful
assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable
B Em Am
Mangled-up and tangled-up knots
Em Am Em Am B
Verse #6:
You nauseate me, Mister Grinch,
With a nauseous super "naus"
You're a crooked jerky jockey and you drive a crooked horse
Mister Gr - i - nch
(silence)
You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich
Em Am
With arsenic sauce
Em Am Em Am Em B Em
