Verse 1: F I caught you on "The Late Show," I was channel switching Smoking my cigar You were so bewitching C You looked so familiar F I'm pretty sure I've seen you before Verse 2: F Gee, I'd like to help out On you're latest story But I'm all tied up I'll have to say I'm sorry C
Maybe next season F Maybe we can do a lunch or two Bridge: Am A# You know how I'd love to Am A# You know I really want to Verse 3: F Hey, aren't you the lady Who finished Milton Midas? Gee, I'd like to help But I've got tonsillitis C And I'm just to busy F To do this kind of in-depth interview Bridge: Am A# You know how I'd love to Am A# C You know I really want to Finale: F Don't you ever give up? Am A# C won't you ever, ever, ever give up on me? F Don't you ever give up? Am A# C