Tuning: G C E A (G C E A) Intro: A D A D A D Verse: A D Seven AM, why am I awake so early? A D Pascal, I think you look better in brown than green Bb F Cloning yourself increases efficiency A D E7 A How else could I be done by like, seven fifteen?
D G And so I'll read a book Em D But why not go back to sleep? Bm Em G D Ripped abs with my aerial yoga routine Bm Em No guitar strap, scarp G D Bm Food Network-speed cooking E7 A D Stare judgementally at this thing Interlude: A D A D Verse: A D Huge puzzle pieces, I'll be fat before long A D Why so serious? He's better than me at chess Bb F And his tail is useful, set up next song A D E7 Bending down, circles are round, BE A MAN A Help cross-dress! D G I should get more books Em D Or maybe Netflix would do Em D I'm ambidextrous too! G D I only use gold and blue Bm Em And then I'll work out my arms G D Bm Till I'm swole and huge Em G D Bm Clone myself again to shorten this scene Em D And I'll keep wonderin' and wonderin' G D Bm And wonderin' and wonderin' Em A D How is my hair so clean? G* How's there still light? D* G* That's kind of weird D* G* D* G* A* Maybe the sun selectively sets here Bm* E7* This painting's not A* D7* Good for trypophobes G* D* After this montage G* Mother might just A* Let me go