South Park - The Lonely Jew On Christmas chords by Cartoons Music

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)


Original key is B, but I prefer to play it in A (hence the capo)


Intro:

e|-------------------------0----------------------------------0------------------------|
B|-------2--------4--------2--------4--------2--------4-------2-------4--------2-------|
G|-------2--------4-----------------4--------2--------4---------------4--------2-------|
D|----2--------2--------2--------2--------2--------2-------2--------2-------2----------|
A|-0--------0--------0--------0--------0--------0-------0--------0-------0-------------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

Verse 1:

     A                   E
It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas
   D                                A
My friends won't let me join in any games
      D                    E            A                F#m
And I can't sing Christmas songs or decorate a Christmas tree
         D             E                      A                    (A)
Or leave water out for Rudolph 'cause there's something wrong with me
   D              E              A              F#m
My people don't believe in Jesus Christ's divinity


Chorus:

      D
I'm a Jew
         E
A lonely Jew
   A
On Christmas

(Repeat intro tab here.)


Verse 2:

A                         E
Hanukkah is nice, but why is it
     D                                A
That Santa passes over my house every year?
       D              E              A             F#m
And instead of eating ham, I have to eat kosher latkes
   D              E                   A             (A)
Instead of Silent Night, I'm singing 'Huhash Dogavish'
    D                E                          A                         F#m
And what the fuck is up with lighting all these fucking candles? Tell me, please


Chorus:

      D
I'm a Jew
         E
A lonely Jew
           D
I can't be merry
           E
'Cause I'm Hebrew
   A
On Christmas

(Repeat intro tab.)