South Park - Mr Hankey The Christmas Pooh chords by Cartoons Music

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Verse 1:
F                    Em        Dm        C
We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose
F               Em           Dm          C
And we all know Frosty who's made out of snow
    G
But all of those stories seem kind of... gay
       Am              D                G      G7  D G
'Cause we all know who brightens up our holiday


Verse 1:
C     F          E         A
  Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Dm        G        C          Am
Small and brown he comes from you
Dm         G      C       Am
Sit on the toilet here he comes
D7                      G
Squeeze him 'tween your festive buns

  F            Em     A7
A present from down below
D         G           C     Am
Spreading joy with a "Howdy-Ho!"
     Dm       G      C       Am
He's seen the love inside of you
              G        C
'Cause he's a piece of poo


Verse 2:
               F
Sometimes he's nutty
    G          C
Sometimes he's corny
          F        A#       D#
He can be brown or greenish brown (Mmhmm!)
    F                   C
But if you eat fiber on Christmas Eve

   D                  G
He might come to your town!
C   F          E         A
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
         G          Am
He loves me, I love you
D            G         C        Am
Therefore, vicariously he loves you
      D          G      C
I can make a Mr. Hankey too! (Pffffft)


Bridge:
(Cartman)
E
Well Kyle, where is he?
       A
(Kyle) Ehh... He's coming!
              D
(Stan)Come on dude, push!
       A            A#
(Kyle) Ehhhh... I'm trying!

                B
(Cartman) Wait, wait I can see his head!
       C       A
(Kyle) Here he comes!
 D          D#
(POP) Howdy Ho!


Verse 3:
        G#     F   C
I'm Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
         A#           D#
Season’s Greetings to all of you!
F          A#                  Cm
Let's sing songs and dance and play
F7           A#
Now before I melt away

G#              G       C
Here's a game I like to play
F                A#        D#
Stick me in your mouth and try to say
F     A#7   D#
Howdy ho ho yum yum yum
F         A#       D#
Christmas Time has come!


Verse 4:
    G#
Sometimes he's runny
    A#         D#
Sometimes he's firm
    G#                   F#
Sometimes he practically water
    B              A#             D#
Sometimes he hangs off the end of your ass

    G#    N.C.
And won't fall in the toilet
N.C.
Cause he's just clinging to your sphincter
N.C
And he won't drop off... and so you shake your ass around
N.C.
And try to get it to drop in the toilet
N.C.
And finally it dooooeees


Verse 5:
    F          E         A
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
     Dm        G          C
When Christmas leaves, he must leave too
      D        C              Am
Flush him down but he's never gone
    D                    G      C  G# F  C
His smell and his spirit linger on
N.C.
Howdy Ho!