Intro: G Verse: C I was minding my own business D Living in Robert's nose G I'm just a teeny tiny germ Here’s how my story goes. Pre-chorus: C
I'm always ready to travel D Though my trips are never planned G It was time to hit the road C When Robert sneezed into his hand. Chorus: C So here comes his old buddy Bill! D His handshake was so firm G I climbed aboard his hand C And went on a journey of a germ! Verse: C Now Bill, he needed milk and eggs D So he walked into the store G He left me on the doorknob C When he opened up the door. Pre-chorus: C Corina touched the door and said D "Hello!" to Mr. Sands G They chatted by the vegetables C She forgot to wash her hands! Chorus: C My name is Sheldon Sherman D Most people call me “Sherm” G I was traveling with Corina C On my journey of a germ. Post-chorus: F Hand to hand (Hand to hand) C Hand to hand (Hand to hand) G C That's the way I travel! Verse: C Corina bought a ticket D And she hopped onto the train G The conductor shook her hand C And said "Enjoy your ride to Maine!" Pre-chorus: C We got off in Banger D We were happy to arrive! G The conductor met the mayor C And gave him a big high five! Chorus: C The mayor shook hands with a senator D Running for a second term G And he shook hands with a majorette C On my journey of a germ. Post-chorus: C The majorette was at a football game D Her baton had hardly twirled G I'd given her a cold C And traveled halfway around the world. Post Bridge: C She sneezed into her elbow D I thought I was gonna cry! G She washed her hands! No! Bdim (Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye!) The water and soap! No! C Dahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! (Bye, bye!)