C F# Eaug E A Your fallen tears have called to me E A D So here comes my sweet remedy A Ab F#dim I know what every princess needs Bm E For her to live life happily Bbdim C F With just a wave of my magic wand Bb Your troubles will soon be gone Dm With a flick of the wrist G In just a flash C You'll land a prince with a ton of cash F A high priced dress made by mice no less F#aug Bb Crystal glass pumps and no more stress A Your worries will vanish Your soul will cleanse G Confide in your very own furniture friends F We'll help you start a new fashion trend!
Fm I'll make you fancy F I'll make you great Bb The kind of gal the prince would date Dm They'll write your name on the bathroom wall C "For a happy ever after give Fiona a call!" F A sporty new carriage to ride in style Gm Bb Sexy man my chauffeur Kyle! I'll vanish your blemishes D Tooth decay Gm Cellulite thighs will fade a way C And oh what the hey! F Have a bichon frisee! C Nip and tuck here and there F To land the prince with the perfect hair C Lipstick liners shadow blush! Am Dm To get that prince with a sexy tush! C Lucky day! A buffet! F Wanna get pissed? Take a roll in the hay! C You can swoon on the moon Dm With the prince To this tune! C Don't be drab you'll be fab! F Your prince will have rock hard abs! C Cheese soufflé! Have a nice day! F Have some chicken fricassee! C Nip and tuck here and there F To land the prince with the perfect hair Lipstick liners C Fiona: "Stop! Thank you very much Fairy Godmother but I'm afraid that I don't need all this!" All: (Astonished murmuring) Dresser: "Fine. Be that way."