Hazbin Hotel Season 2 - Hazbin Guarantee Trust Us chords by Cartoons Music
Guitar chords with lyrics
- Difficulty: Advanced 🤯
Intro:
C# G# F#
Verse 1:
C# G#
Come on in, here's your key
F#
Let me take your bag, wait 'til you see
C# G#
The hotel, 'cause it's great!
D#m C# F# G#
If you parked your car, we'll validate
Chorus:
F# C# Bbm
All our guests are family
G#
Hey, perv, hands off the chest fluff!
F# G# Bbm B
That's the Hazbin guarantee
G#
And did I mention it's free?
Verse 2:
C#
It's worth the price
Oh, be nice
G#
Full of drunks
Full of cunts!
D#m G# F#
Full of sticky floors covered in junk
C#
Ha, don't mind them
No one does!
G#
Or that hole
Ugh, Cherri!
What?
D#m C# F
You've made a great choice to save your soul
Bridge:
F#
'Cause redemption is possible
C#
I really, really hope
F# C#
'Cause if it isn't, then my whole life's been a fuckin' joke
E F
And my friend died for no reason
D G
And I'm never gonna cope
E F# E A
From watching him get fucking murdered right in front of me last month
Verse 3:
What?
D
There's a bar!
What the shit?
A
Have a beer
I don't drink
Em D G A
I just know you're gonna love it here
Chorus:
G D Bm
We can live in harmony
A
No, I can't make a fucking Mai Tai
G D Bm C
That's the Hazbin guarantee
A
Now repeat after me
Verse 4:
D
I'm checkin' in (I'm checkin' in)
Em
I'm seekin' guidance (I'm seekin' guidance)
C'mon, everybody
G
For my reckonin' (For my reckonin')
D
I'll never turn to violence (I'll never turn—)
Dm
I'm checkin' in (I'm checking in)
Em
I'm seekin' guidance
That place sucked ass
Verse 5:
Dm
Psst, hey, you
Who? Me?
A
That's right, baby!
Dm
Redemption got you snoring?
A Dm
That scene was fucking boring
A
Have you considered a vocation that is more rewarding?
Dm A
Because I sense a drop of star potential
Gm A
With a little boost, that drip could turn torrential
Dm
Come on down to Vee Tower
A
Where we have talent flower
Dm A
No tellin' how hot you could get once you're backed by our power
Dm
Let's start with a killer fit
A
Let's get filler in those lips
Gm
Wax that gooch and pull that strip
A
A-snip, snip, snip
Pre-Chorus:
Bb A Dm F
Ooh, our house is gonna want you
Bb
In this game, no one outdoes us
C
No one can outbuzz us
Chorus:
Gm A Dm
All you gotta do is trust us
C#
(La-la-la) Just us
A Dm
(La-la-la) Trust us
Verse 6:
Take all these starring roles
A
We trademarked all your holes
Dm A
There's no such thing as being totally over-exposed
Dm
Except now they're sick of you
A
'Cause they've seen way too much
Gm A
But we'll still get the clicks from souls who hate you
Dm
Scratch that, they changed the channel
A
And we can't sell the scandal
Dm A
Hope you had fun, but we are done with you
Your run has cancelled
Dm
We're finished, I'm not kidding
A
Get the fuck out of my building
N.C.
Get the fuck out of my building!
Bb
Snip, snip, snip, bitch
Pre-Chorus:
Bb A
Ooh, but if you know someone
Dm F Bb
You tell 'em that no one outdoes us
C
No one can outbuzz us
Gm A
All they gotta do is—
D
Come on in (Come on down to Vee Tower)
A
Here's your key
Em F#m G A
And see how great your afterlife could be
Chorus:
G D Bm
We can live in harmony
A
Why be nice when you can be famous?
G A D
That's the Hazbin
G A Bm
Sign and cash in
C
Guarantee!
E
Yeah, right, bitch
A C G# B
Trust me, just me
A
Trust—
Outro:
N.C.
Us, no, I—
N.C.
I meant to say us!
N.C.
Uh-huh
N.C.
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