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Intro: C# G# F# Verse 1: C# G# Come on in, here's your key F# Let me take your bag, wait 'til you see C# G# The hotel, 'cause it's great! D#m C# F# G# If you parked your car, we'll validate Chorus: F# C# Bbm All our guests are family G# Hey, perv, hands off the chest fluff! F# G# Bbm B That's the Hazbin guarantee G# And did I mention it's free?
Verse 2: C# It's worth the price Oh, be nice G# Full of drunks Full of cunts! D#m G# F# Full of sticky floors covered in junk C# Ha, don't mind them No one does! G# Or that hole Ugh, Cherri! What? D#m C# F You've made a great choice to save your soul Bridge: F# 'Cause redemption is possible C# I really, really hope F# C# 'Cause if it isn't, then my whole life's been a fuckin' joke E F And my friend died for no reason D G And I'm never gonna cope E F# E A From watching him get fucking murdered right in front of me last month Verse 3: What? D There's a bar! What the shit? A Have a beer I don't drink Em D G A I just know you're gonna love it here Chorus: G D Bm We can live in harmony A No, I can't make a fucking Mai Tai G D Bm C That's the Hazbin guarantee A Now repeat after me Verse 4: D I'm checkin' in (I'm checkin' in) Em I'm seekin' guidance (I'm seekin' guidance) C'mon, everybody G For my reckonin' (For my reckonin') D I'll never turn to violence (I'll never turn—) Dm I'm checkin' in (I'm checking in) Em I'm seekin' guidance That place sucked ass Verse 5: Dm Psst, hey, you Who? Me? A That's right, baby! Dm Redemption got you snoring? A Dm That scene was fucking boring A Have you considered a vocation that is more rewarding? Dm A Because I sense a drop of star potential Gm A With a little boost, that drip could turn torrential Dm Come on down to Vee Tower A Where we have talent flower Dm A No tellin' how hot you could get once you're backed by our power Dm Let's start with a killer fit A Let's get filler in those lips Gm Wax that gooch and pull that strip A A-snip, snip, snip Pre-Chorus: Bb A Dm F Ooh, our house is gonna want you Bb In this game, no one outdoes us C No one can outbuzz us Chorus: Gm A Dm All you gotta do is trust us C# (La-la-la) Just us A Dm (La-la-la) Trust us Verse 6: Take all these starring roles A We trademarked all your holes Dm A There's no such thing as being totally over-exposed Dm Except now they're sick of you A 'Cause they've seen way too much Gm A But we'll still get the clicks from souls who hate you Dm Scratch that, they changed the channel A And we can't sell the scandal Dm A Hope you had fun, but we are done with you Your run has cancelled Dm We're finished, I'm not kidding A Get the fuck out of my building N.C. Get the fuck out of my building! Bb Snip, snip, snip, bitch Pre-Chorus: Bb A Ooh, but if you know someone Dm F Bb You tell 'em that no one outdoes us C No one can outbuzz us Gm A All they gotta do is— D Come on in (Come on down to Vee Tower) A Here's your key Em F#m G A And see how great your afterlife could be Chorus: G D Bm We can live in harmony A Why be nice when you can be famous? G A D That's the Hazbin G A Bm Sign and cash in C Guarantee! E Yeah, right, bitch A C G# B Trust me, just me A Trust— Outro: N.C. Us, no, I— N.C. I meant to say us! N.C. Uh-huh N.C. Yeah, okay
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