Hazbin Hotel - Stayed Gone chords by Cartoons Music

• Difficulty: Intermediate 💪

Key: Am

Am Am Am Am F C Dm E
(Repeat chords twice, until dialogue is over)
-That fucker is back!
-Yeah, I thought he was gone for good too.
-It’s been seven years!
-You still pissed he almost beat you last time?
-Uh, fuck you.
-Just saying~
-Things have changed a lot since he left town.
-That’s for sure.
-I got to send a message of who’s really in charge of things now

Am
Welcome home
                              F            C
I’m gonna make you wish that you’d stayed gone.
Dm      E      Am
Say hello to a new status quo.
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Everyone knows that there’s a brand new dawn, turn the TV ON!-AH.
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(Camera, speed, rolling in   3,2,1-)

Am       B
Welcome to the show!
Am
-Top of the hour, we’re discussing a certain has been who has been spotted cavorting around town
after a seven year absence.
             E
Did anybody miss him!?
Did anybody notice !
                           Am
More on tonight’s program, SO the radio demon is back in town
Why’s he hanging around?
What does that mean for your family ?
     E
Well handily I’ve got good news-
                             B                                    E
He’s a LOSER, a fossil and I don’t mean to sound hostile but the demon is a COWARD!

Am
You can take that as gospel
Playing my viewers? Impossible.
I’m visual! He’s barely audible.
                    E
Stop giving him the time of day!
Don’t listen to a word he’d say
   B                            E
I hope he had a nice vacay, but HE SHOULD’VE STAYED AWAY.
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While he hid in radio, we pivoted to video.
         E         A              A7
Now his medium is getting bloody rare.
Dm           E               Am
Hell’s been better since he split.
            C
Where’s he been?
Who gives a SHIT-!?
F    E
-Salutations!
        Eb      E      F
Good to be back on the air

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Yes i know it’s been a while since someone with style treated hell to a broadcast.
          Am
Sinner rejoice!
-WHAT A DATED VOICE!
               B               E
-Instead of a clout chasing mediocre video podcast
-COME ON!

    Am
-Is Vox insecure?
Pursuing allure putting between this bad and that nothing’s working?
-IGNORE HIS CHIRPING.
D
-Everyday he’s got a new format.
                        B7                E
-YOU’RE LOOKING AT THE FUTURE! HE’S THE SHIT THAT COMES BEFORE THAT.
 F            E             Am             Gm              F
-Is Vox as strong as he purports or is it based on his support?
         E            A             A7
He’d be powerless without the other V’s.
-Oh PLEASE!
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-And here is the sugar on the cream
         Gm              F
He asked me to join his team- (HOLD ON-)
        E              Bb7     B7        E
I said no and now he’s pissy, that’s the tea!

          Am
-YOU OLD- TIMEY PRICK.
I’LL SHOW YOU SUFFERING-
        E
-Uh oh… TV is buffering~
Am
-I’LL DESTROY YOU-UO-U-UU-
-I’m afraid you’ve lost your signal!

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Let’s begin   I’m gonna make you wish that I’d stayed gone.
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Tune on in…
 Am       E
When I’m done.
 Am          E                  F         C
Your status quo will know it’s raced its run.
Dm       E7      Am
Oh this will be FUN…
MmmwahahahahahAHHA!

-FUUUCCCKKKK!