Hazbin Hotel - Hells Greatest Dad chords by Cartoons Music

• Difficulty: Intermediate 💪

Em
Lucifer Morningstar: Looks like you could use some help
C
From the Big Boss of Hell himself
E                 A                 C
Check out Daddy's glowing reviews on Yelp
                     Em           Am         B
Lucifer Muppets: "Five Stars!" "Flawless!" "Greater than great!"
    Em         A
Oh, with the punch of a pentagram
   G              C
I wap-bam-boom, alakazam
Em                    C
Usually, I charge a sacrificial lamb

But you get the family rate!
E

"Thanks, Dad"
C               B               Em
Who needs a busboy now that you've got the chef?
G
(Woh-oh-oh!)
C            B                E
Michelin tasting menu free a la carte
C            B                G
I'll rig the game for you because I'm the ref!
A
Champaign fountains

Caviar mountains
B                   Em
That's just a start!
            Em
Alastor: Who's been here since day one?
C
Who's been faithful as a nun?
E                A                   C
Makes you chuckle with an old-timey pun

Your executive producer

Charlie Morningstar: That's true!
          Em
Alastor: I'm your guy
       A
Your day-to-day
      B
Your chum
       Am
Your steadfast hotelier
     C
Remember when I fixed that clog today?
          G
Niffty: I was stuck, thank you, sir!

Charlie: Oh you!
            C                          B
Alastor: I'm truly honored that we've built such a bond

Charlie: Aawww!
          G               Am
Alastor: You're like a child that I wish that I had

Lucifer: Uh, what?
           C         B                G
Alastor: I care for you just like a daughter I spawned

Lucifer: Hold on now!

Alastor: It's a little funny
F#m                       B
You could almost call me Dad!
B     Bbm   Bb
(Lucifer plays violin)
Bbm         Ab   G
(Alastor play piano)
G   F
(Lucifer play accordion)
           F                               G
Alastor: They say when you're looking for assistance
      C                                A
It's smart to pick the path of least resistance
           D                           G
Lucifer: Others say that in your needy hour
G            C                      Ab
There's no substitute for pure angelic power!
     Bb                            C
Who just happens to also be your blood!
          F
Alastor: Sadly, there are times
        Bb
A birth parent is a dud
C
They say the family you choose is better

Lucifer: What a bunch of losers!

Alastor: Can you butt out of my song?
         D
Lucifer: Your song? I started this!
         F
Alastor: I'm singing it, I'll finish it!
         D
Lucifer: Oh you tacky piece of-
             C
Mimzy: It's me!
           A
Yes, it's me!
        Dm                       G
I know you were all waiting for me
      C
I'm here
        A
What a gas
        Dm                       G
Took a while but I'm present at last!
     D
It's me
     G
It's me
      Fm C
Mimzzzyyyyyyy!

Lucifer: Who?