Futurama - Robot Hell chords by Cartoons Music

• Difficulty: Intermediate

Key: Am

Verse 1:

Am
Cigars are evil, you won't miss 'em
Am
We'll find ways to simulate that smell



Am
What a sorry fella
A                           D
Rolled up and smoked like a Panatela
E       F     G      Am
Here on Level One of Robot Hell

Verse 2:

Am
Gambling's wrong and so is cheating
Am
So is forging phony IOUs
Am        Gm
Let's let lady luck decide
Am              Gm
What type of torture's justified
C   F        G    E        Am
I'm pit boss here on Level Two

Ooooh! Deep fried robot!

Interlude 1:

Bender:
             G
Just tell me why

Robot Devil:

Please read this 55-page warrant

Bender:
                                D7
There must be worse robots than I

Robot Devil:
                                D
We checked around, there really aren't

Bender:
                               C
Then please let me explain: my crimes were merely boyish pranks

Robot Devil:

You stole from Boy Scouts, nuns, and banks!

Bender:
      B               C
Awww, don't blame me, blame my upbringing

Robot Devil:
B                   E
Please stop sinning when I'm singing!

Verse 3:
Am
Selling bootleg tapes is wrong
                              Em G5
Musicians need that income to survive
Beastie Boys:
N.C.
Hey
Bender gonna make some noise
          F
With your hard drive scratched by the Beastie Boys
C                F                  G            Am
That's what'cha, what'cha, what'cha get on Level Five!

Interlude 2:

Fry:
             G
I don't feel well

Leela:

It's up to us to rescue him

Fry:
                          D
Maybe he likes it here in hell

Leela:

It's us who tempted him to sin

Fry:
                         C7
Maybe he's back at the motel

Leela:
Come on
Fry, don't be scared

I'm sure at least one of us will be spared
   B7               C7
So just sit back, enjoy the ride

Fry:
B7                           E7    Em   E7
My ass has blisters from the slide


Verse 4:

Am
Fencing diamonds, fixing cockfights
Am                      G
Publishing indecent magazines

You'll pay for every crime
C         Dm
Knee-deep in electric slime
       C       F         G      E
You'll suffer 'till the end of time
Am                               Dm
Enduring tortures, most of which rhyme
                G             A      Am
Trapped forever here in Robot Hell!