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Tuning: G C E A (G C E A) Verse 1: F It seems today G7 That all you see Gm7 C7 Is violence in movies F Am F7 And sex on T--V Bb Ddim7 F D7 But where are those good old fashioned values? G7 C On which we used to rely? F It used to be G7 A big time star Gm7 C7 Was Elegant as Garbo F F7 Or Hedy Lamarr
Bb Ddim7 F D7 But now we got whores like Jenny Lopez G7 C You want to curl up and die Chorus: Bb Ddim7 F Dm Am7 Lucky there's a family guy Gm C7 Lucky there's a man who F D7 positively can do Gm7 A7 All the things that make us Dm G7 Laugh and cry C Edim7 Gm C7 F He's a family guy Verse 2: F When I was young G7 The songs were fair Gm7 C7 With Mister Johnny Mathis F F7 And Sonny and Cher Bb Ddim7 F D7 But now we got Justin Timber-homo G7 C Aw honey, don't go awry F The classic films G7 Were works of art Gm7 C7 The images were graceful F F7 The stories were smart Bb Ddim7 F D7 But now we've got Matrix Revolution G7 I'm sorry I know this doesn't rhyme C But what the hell were you Wachowski Brothers thinking?! Chorus: Bb Ddim7 F Dm Am7 Lucky there's a family guy Gm C7 Lucky there's a fella F D7 Sweeter than vanilla Gm7 A7 Wholesome as a piece of Dm G7 Apple pie C Edim7 Gm C7 F He's a family guy! Bridge 1: G7 F His smiles a simple delight Gm C7 F He lets me see the boobies on the internet sites G7 F He bought my cute little hat G C A Yeah we should talk about that (About that! And his hat!) Instrumental: |D7 |C | |Dm7 |C | |D7 |C | |C F |Gm7 | |G7 Bridge 2: G7 F He's mastered the comedy arts Gm C7 F He says, "Look out Hiroshima!" then casually farts G7 F He's loaded with sexy appeal G C D7 And best of all my titties are real. Have a feel Verse 3: G The Brady Bunch A7 Has got their Mike Am7 D7 And pretty Laura Petrie G G7 Has Dicky Van Dyke C Edim7 G E7 But who around here could fill these loafers? A7 D D7 Well here's a happy reply Chorus: C Edim7 G Em G Lucky there's a family guy Am D7 Lucky there's a man who G E7 positively can do Am7 B7 All the things that make us Em A7 Laugh and cry D D#dim Am F#dim G He's.......a.......fam.......ily.......guy!
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