Family Guy Theme Ukulele chords by Cartoons Music

Tuning: G C E A (G C E A)

Verse 1:

F
It seems today
G7
That all you see
Gm7            C7
Is violence in movies
F          Am F7
And sex on T--V

Bb                  Ddim7    F         D7
But where are those good old fashioned values?
G7                  C
On which we used to rely?

F
It used to be
G7
A big time star
Gm7            C7
Was Elegant as Garbo
F         F7
Or Hedy Lamarr

Bb             Ddim7       F     D7
But now we got whores like Jenny Lopez
G7                      C
You want to curl up and die


Chorus:

Bb              Ddim7  F   Dm Am7
Lucky there's a family guy
Gm              C7
Lucky there's a man who
F          D7
positively can do
Gm7                 A7
All the things that make us
Dm        G7
Laugh and cry
C    Edim7  Gm  C7 F
He's a      family guy


Verse 2:

F
When I was young
G7
The songs were fair
Gm7                C7
With Mister Johnny Mathis
F             F7
And Sonny and Cher

Bb             Ddim7  F      D7
But now we got Justin Timber-homo
G7                 C
Aw honey, don't go awry

F
The classic films
G7
Were works of art
Gm7             C7
The images were graceful
F                F7
The stories were smart

Bb                Ddim7  F   D7
But now we've got Matrix Revolution
G7
I'm sorry I know this doesn't rhyme
C
But what the hell were you Wachowski Brothers thinking?!


Chorus:

Bb              Ddim7  F   Dm Am7
Lucky there's a family guy
Gm              C7
Lucky there's a fella
F            D7
Sweeter than vanilla
Gm7            A7
Wholesome as a piece of
Dm    G7
Apple pie
C    Edim7  Gm  C7 F
He's a      family guy!


Bridge 1:

G7           F
His smiles a simple delight
Gm                 C7             F
He lets me see the boobies on the internet sites
G7           F
He bought my cute little hat
G                         C                 A
Yeah we should talk about that (About that! And his hat!)


Instrumental:

|D7     |C     |
|Dm7    |C     |
|D7     |C     |
|C   F  |Gm7   |
|G7


Bridge 2:

G7                F
He's mastered the comedy arts
Gm                 C7               F
He says, "Look out Hiroshima!" then casually farts
G7               F
He's loaded with sexy appeal
G                              C            D7
And best of all my titties are real. Have a feel


Verse 3:

G
The Brady Bunch
A7
Has got their Mike
Am7              D7
And pretty Laura Petrie
G             G7
Has Dicky Van Dyke
C              Edim7      G          E7
But who around here could fill these loafers?
A7                  D     D7
Well here's a happy reply


Chorus:

C               Edim7  G   Em G
Lucky there's a family guy
Am              D7
Lucky there's a man who
G          E7
positively can do
Am7                 B7
All the things that make us
Em        A7
Laugh and cry
D          D#dim   Am        F#dim     G
He's.......a.......fam.......ily.......guy!