Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E) GRIFFIN: Dm C Bb When there's a man outside your window Dm C Bb And he's out there looking in, oh Dm C Bb Gm And you know it's just his job to clean the windows That's how his day goes C Dm But the look upon his face shows Bb That this might be way too close Bb Way too close C Dm You're fully naked and he's basically a foot away Bb That's way too close Bb Way too close Gm Am Bb C That is what I mean when I say you're too close
{BIRDIE] F C Bb I don't get what you're saying F It sounds like he was just concerned C Bb And I feel like that is earned GRIFFIN, spoken: You're not getting it sung: Dm C Bb When there's a boy who loves his piggy BIRDIE: Dm Sounds like a great piggy GRIFFIN: C Bb But the pig gets really biggy BIRDIE: Dm Piggy's gotta grow, gotta fly GRIFFIN: C Bb Gm And his daddy says, "it's time to gimme Piggy" BIRDIE: What? GRIFFIN: He's coming with me BIRDIE: Oh no! GRIFFIN: C The boy forgot that they were farmers BIRDIE: Dm Pig farmers GRIFFIN: And he knows that he is BOTH: Bb Way too close Way too close C Dm Now he can barely eat his bacon And he knows that he was Bb Way too close Way too close GRIFFIN: Gm Am Bb C Wouldn't you agree he got too close? BIRDIE: Bb F Is it like when a stranger in the next stall over C Dm Asks you for some toilet paper, which is fine and dandy Bb F C Until they start to tell you all about their day without you asking Dm Bb And they talk to you while you can hear everything GRIFFIN: Everything BIRDIE: F Everything GRIFFIN: Everything BIRDIE: C Everything BOTH: Dm You don't know what the heck is happening C Or how to stop whatever it is Dm Yeah, whatever it is Bb Uhuh, it's way too close Way too close BIRDIE: C None of this applies to me Dm This family's my family GRIFFIN: Bb You're way too close BIRDIE: Never too close GRIFFIN: Way too close BIRDIE: Never too close GRIFFIN: Gm Am Bb C This is why it's bad to be too close BIRDIE: Gm Am Bb C This is not that boy and his piggy BOTH: Gm Am Bb C Dm C Bb That boy is probably a vegan now because he got way too close Dm C Bb And it's hard to be a vegan Dm C Bb 'Cause there are not as many options Dm C Bb I guess that's something we agree on